Naked Lady Giver

Any computer connected to the internet.

(As in capable of accessing pornographic, adult material)
I woulda checked my email, but I got a virus on my naked lady giver.
by Team_ZG_DrAwesome June 07, 2011
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naked lady machine

I am not really sure about the meaning...go to urban dictionary and look it up on your naked lady machine
by ktkay April 22, 2011
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naked makeout lady

Nerd : hey, wanna be my naked makeout lady for the forseeable future ?
Woman : hmmm, that sounds like nerdspeak for something. Since I don't have my 'Nerdspeak To English' dictionary with me, what does it mean ?
Nerd : well, in your language it means 'female fuck buddy'.
Woman : Oh. Well, no thank you.
Nerd : Well, have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies.
Woman : More nerdspeak ?
Nerd : Yep.
Woman : what could 'have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies' possibly mean ?
Nerd : it means, 'fuck you, bitch' !
by Virgin Suicides June 07, 2017
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Naked Muffin Ladies

The Ultimate Male Fantasy:
Either a muffin in the shape of a lady, or a living female, fully composed of muffin, both varieties have a disticnt lack of clothing. The only essential ingrediant is the cherry placed in the middle.
Adam: Dude!, your eating a naked muffin lady!

Ally: I know!, it's awesome!, and i just popped the cherry!!!, i have a whole box of naked muffin ladies, you want one?

Adam: Hell yeah i do!!!
by Al-Svanchez May 02, 2007
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