Burrito Nandos

A complete failure, usually wasting money and time. Can also mean two things that really don't go well together.

Definition 1:

Person 1:"What are the boys doing?"
Person 2: "They are Burrito Nandosing it and waiting in line for 3 hours to buy a lifetime supply of toilet roll"

Definition 2:

"Person 1:Mourinho has just joined Spurs."
Person 2:Mourinho at Spurs? Sounds like a Burrito Nandos to me mate."

by C4PT41NK4N3 March 16, 2020

Nando's Whore

Someone that will do sexual favours in exchange for a Nando's. Then will more than likely pleasure themselves with Nando's sauce later on at home.

"Hey, I'll give you the ride of your life for a Half Chicken medium heat?"

"What are you, a Nando's Whore? And okay."

by Psych0ticDreams August 18, 2012

nandos rice

Refers to being someone's side hoe, side dish

Billy: Is Rachel your new girl?
Mike: Nah, she's only a nandos rice

by 2k9Army November 29, 2016

Nardos

Nardos is a kind, beautiful hot, smart,confident, will help a bestie when she needs to and always got your back

Nardos

by Nardos April 3, 2017

Simply nailogical

Is the best YouTube in history WE ARE ALL HOLOSEXUALS

BEYNN: hey cristine who’s your favourite you tuber

Cristine : SIMPLY NAILOGICAL BITCH

by Eyphemia0887268 September 27, 2018

toke-nado

A tornado of smoke created by inhaling smoke from a pipe, joint, etc., exhaling it onto a flat surface in a room with no air circulating, and lifting your hand swiftly, vertically through the smoke (like a reverse karate chop) from the surface. If you do it right, at least one toke-nado is formed.

BMO Chop! Woooooah mayne, I blew out so much smoke on the table, my toke-nado looked like a tiny hurricane. Yay weed!

by SweetSomethings December 10, 2013

Nardo Polo

The greatest marble player who ever lived.

I told her my name was Nardo Polo, the greatest marble player who ever lived.

by Princess Hafadalla September 11, 2008