1.) When your friend goes up to you and says my new haircut it means that they want to go grind with bitches.
2.) An amazing video.
2.) An amazing video.
"Yo man, this is my new haircut. (my new fucking haircut). You know what that means? I'm getting some fucking pussy tonight. Bitches love me new haircut, and if they don't... fucking skanks."
by yagerbombss November 12, 2007
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Usually it adds spice and something new to the relationship..... otherwise you can just tap it from behind and pretend she's someone else. Everybody wins.
Usually it adds spice and something new to the relationship..... otherwise you can just tap it from behind and pretend she's someone else. Everybody wins.
by DeV3333 October 28, 2010
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Phrase used by people when they first see you after you get a haircut. Trying to be interesting and funny but inadvertently announce to the world they're a boring, uncreative, predictable fuck that gets off on saying it ALL THE TIME.
Count down the seconds as you see that guy and there they go..."Happy New Haircut!" - all with the same stupid grin as the last five times you got a haircut.
by Jags1876 February 17, 2015
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This will leave them greased up, red faced raging, and fist pumping. Possibly even a jersey salute
This will leave them greased up, red faced raging, and fist pumping. Possibly even a jersey salute
I scared my cooworkers on the way to the office this morning when I gave some texting left lane loser a new jersey haircut. They called me a psychopath, I just don't get it.
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Bill: Holy shit, I gave Karen such a raging New York Haircut that she couldn't sit down for two days.
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