Great system released by nintendo, also their first. Best game on that system: Super Mario Bros!! Has really crappy graphics but the games are not complicated like the games today. They have the brightest colors, and the best music.makes me want to go back to the 80's...
Guy: I just beat Metroid on NES!! FAGGOT: That game sucks!! Its old!! Guy: u r a stupid cunt!
by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003
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The best gaming console ever.. Games has high difficulty, colorful graphics and ROCKING MUSIC!

Many games had horrible graphics or gameplay, but the music sure always makes up for it all...

Guy 1: I just got some pure original NES music, not that crappy midi stuff.. REAL NES MUSIC

Guy 2: GIEF!!1 ;_;
by RamenKid April 30, 2007
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Non-English Speaker, a person that can barely speak English that you required to communicate with.
Joe "Did you get home safe last night?"
Mitch "No! The cabbie was an NES and dropped me off on the wrong side of town.."

Or

"Yuck! Stupid NES got my coffee order wrong again!"
by Wayne The 1st December 4, 2013
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Your English is perfect. Are you a NES or you just have lived amongst them for a long time?
by e2e4 July 1, 2011
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Short for "Nashville Electric System," a company which provides electricity to the capitol of Tennessee.
"Oops, I forgot to pay my NES bill!"
<Power failure>
by Dr. Baconman April 20, 2006
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A videogame console released by Nintendo in 1985. Held the title of least reliable console ever until the release of the Xbox 360 by Sony in 2005.
Person #1: I love the NES, but boy is it unreliable.
Person #2: At least it's not the Xbox 360.
by 398YY January 11, 2010
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NES: Never Ending Sex
Used at only the most prestigious of orgies
I had me some NES last night!!! It was SOOOOO GOOOOD
by OrgasmoHarmsie April 19, 2011
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