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Kazakhstan national anthem

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool
It's length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people, with bone in their brain

Kazakhstan, industry best in world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
by Blue 000 December 7, 2020
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Russian National Anthem

Guy 1: I will sing the Russian National Anthem

Guy 2: ok

Guy 1: Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava.
Rossiya – lyubimaya nasha strana.
Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava –
Tvoio dostoyanye na vse vremena!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Ot yuzhnyh morei do polyarnogo kraya
Raskinulis' nashi lesa i polya.
Odna ty na svete! Odna ty takaya –
Khranimaya Bogom rodnaya zemlya!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Shirokii prostor dlya mechty i dlya zhizni.
Gryadushchiye nam otkryvayut goda.
Nam silu daiot nasha vernost' Otchizne.
Tak bylo, tak yest' i tak budet vsegda!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
by MasterBagel May 3, 2021
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Anti furry national anthem

your basic average furry is a man in his 30s overweight socially inept and really dirty says

he has aspergers so he doesn't have to answer for the way he kills conversations faster than cancer

furries like to have competitions to see who can find the most things wrong with them to try to get

attention they pretend they have depression or cry about their past in a role play session

furries love each other because no one else will they live in furry houses in the middle

of hixville having little parties with their fursuits on here's a tip from anonymous

you're doing it wrong hurry make a habit out of raping your childhood

first tried as hard as they could to make the phantom acceptable

to keep it all clean but they couldn't control it and now it's all a sex scene

furry posting furriest pictures no one wants to see except when your social life is on the

internet then you lower all your standards that you take what you can get the furry phantom

doesn't have its own identity it's basically a clusterfuck of nerd communities a little bit of

anime a bit of fantasy and a generous helping of bestiality every weird fetish that you've

ever heard before was invented by japan and then stolen by a bird by the time you think you've

catalogued every furry king then they'll throw you for a loop and go and fuck the kitchen sink
I sang the anti furry national anthem because I fucking hate furries
by dripping cock May 31, 2022
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strong badia national anthem

On a scale from cool to awesome, this song is super great.
by Bob teh Bizuilder June 4, 2003
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The National Anthem

An amazing song by Radiohead. Any fan of the band would agree that this song is 5 and a half minutes of brilliance!
by Acid Tears January 3, 2005
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French National Anthem

Taps, the traditional military ditty sung before sundown or at funerals.
As the train entered France, the French National Anthem was heard playing over the radio.
by uncrules123 October 26, 2006
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strong badia national anthem

come toooo the place where the tropical breezes blow
come toooo the coolest place i know
the people are so great
but really there's only me
and that means i'm so great
and also there's the cheat
oh there's the cheat
in the place where the tropical breezes blow
the cheat
in the coolest place i know
the ones are always cold
and the parties last all night
and there's probably lots of chocolates
and population tire
populationnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrre
by Trogdor April 3, 2003
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