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Bringing all the girls to my fjord 

Norwegian way of swooing the fair maidens. Used to show that one is perticularly good at an activity, it's a socially accepted way of bragging of ones skill.
"Hey, I'm Norwegian. I'm good at skiing, drinking, fishing, hating the Danish, and bringing all the girls to my fjord" *Winks*

it’s not my fault you don’t like girls 

a way of projecting your feelings for your best friend, or another way of saying yo im gay
“You’re ruining everything and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?”
“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”

skibi rizzer gyat on my grandma, level 100 gyat james charles, drakes 2 foot weewee, fortnite rizz, touching all the girls, tickleing my buns. 

my fatass walking a fish and in my cat, i ate my fortnite battle pass, i ❤️ charmander, the #1 robux buyer, i ate yo fatass dog, i shot my fish with a fortnite sniper, my mom is gay and having a trans fag daugher, my dad is a bisexual frog, my sister looks like a horse, my brother is the #1 doja cat fan, my dad wears a wig to look trans, having a affare with jimmy falon, my big fat gyat was the reason the twin towers fell, my grandma fell down the stairs and i giggled, i farted in her breathing tanks, now shes gone 😈😈😈😈 i hated her fatass. 🥰🥰🥰🤓🤓🤓🤓😃😃😃😃😃😡😡😡😡🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😈🤷🏻 ♀️😈😈😈🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😝😝😝😝😝😔😔😔😒🥵🥵😒😒
"james charles is tickleing my ass"
skibi rizzer gyat on my grandma, level 100 gyat james charles, drakes 2 foot weewee, fortnite rizz, touching all the girls, tickleing my buns.

Oh My Girl 

Oh My Girl, why would you not like them ? They’re fluffy as HELL. One, may I add is that they are talented as HELL. Two, may I add is that they’re pretty as HELL. Three, may I add, is that they DESERVE ALL THE LOVE.
Friend 1 : oH MY Go-

Me : aye aye aye ! Do not fear my friend, as you shall not use god’s name in vain, here instead of god, say, Oh my girl

Friend 1 : OH have you brought me out of my dark, empty desperation ! Oh my girl it shall be !
Usually said by a girl's man or boyfriend to show off, that she belongs to him.
BF: My girl is flawless!
My girl by Julie W March 23, 2017
1.shorter way of saying girlfriend
2.a girl best friend
1. Boy: I love my girl.
2. Thats my girl.
my girl by Lynn May 13, 2005