Bag my beef

Phrase used for a women taking all of your southern meat in her sausage wallet.

Spencer: "How about you come over here and bag my beef while I slowly paw your fun bags?"

by hbar314 May 17, 2011

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model my beef

To model ones beef is to place thou cockus in thee mouth and pose for the camera

SexPhoneOperator: Hey baby...
HornyMan: Would you like to model my beef?
SexPhoneOperator: oh fo' shizzle my nizzle...
HornyMan: aight then model it bitch

by UGRadio March 05, 2003

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To smile with one's beef in their mouth, with their hand on the beef owner's testicals. See also, nigga tyrone

Nigga Tyrone: "Model my mothafuckin beef mothafucka!"

by UGRadio March 05, 2003

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A phrase used when someone won't stop irritating you.

Jessy: You're whack man, just quit the game.

Jack: Nah man, hold my beef.

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To get in somebody else's problem, interrupt in some way. Usually derogatory, because unless you are asked, you shouldn't butt in.

1: "Yeah, so I'm having issues with..."
2: "What? What?! Tell me, I know what to do!"
1: "Dude. Don't finger my beef. Go kill yourself or something."

by Kellsbells November 02, 2005

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When an individual stroganoffs your beef they do so to make you cum

by stroganoff-the-guys January 27, 2023

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to place a penis in a vagina. Mostly referring to over weight people making love. Or another way to ask someone if they want to have sex.

Hey baby can i stick my beef in your burger later?? I want to stick my beef in her burger so badly! My beef was so happy in her tight burger last night.

by the weird dude June 11, 2011

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