Scooby-Doo Mysteries

A Mystery in Which The Solition Was A No-Brainer but,
1.) The Person Investigating is Too Personally Attached They Miss The Obvious.
2.) The Person Doesn't Care at All but Was Using to Occupying Time. Whether to be Kind to Their Friend/acquaintance, Stall, or to Overcome Boredom.

MYSTERY #1: My favorite Pet is itchy is it fleas, ticks, mites, something internal, idk I want to fix it but there are many things that could be wrong. *Google Google google* they must have dog cancer.

SOLUTION: just bathe the animal. Treat other symptoms if present.

Use: The Dog Got Better...

"What did y'all do"
Solve Scooby-Doo Mysteries and bathed him

MYSTERY #2: Man, the House Mouse Keeps Stopping at the Guards Desk... what are they up too?...

"idk probably selling drugs"
Nah, we'd notice by now..
"Bet he's trying to get some special privileges"
Or he wants the fuck that cop..
*after some back and forth possibly
"Idk man Scooby-Doo Mysteries

SOLUTION: it's the house mouse(house rat, dorm rat, snitch) he's probably telling something or just killing time the only "friends" he's got are the uniforms.

Bonus Example:

When asked

"do you need help? you look lost."
And you realize you've walked in the same room 5 times and still forgot something simple or remembered it but feel silly.
"I'm fine Scooby-Doo Mysteries, love."

by TDceKJ April 23, 2023

mysteries

when a mature motherwoman is forced to start an affair to satisfy her physical needs. heavy shit.

life is strange.

*thinks*: i need to capture these mysteries artistically

by Krkič February 6, 2019

Mysteries of Omasan

Last time we heard talked about the disappearance of Oma which is traced to sammy. now lts look at Sammy's reaction. After Oma's mom confrontation to sammy.. Sammy was just ignorant but a little frightened by her words; "you must be a dull boy" "please don't dm this line again or else you will see me in your father's house" "at this age is this what you should be talking about!?"Sammy was just a little scared but he was ignorant so he just deleted the chats and blocked Oma... now Oma's mom didn't only just chat sammy only but she also chatted Zabrang and some other Worldwide participants... We would miss Oma But THIS ISN'T THE END OF THE STORY

# Mysteries of Omasan pt2

by Ebuksam February 26, 2023

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Mysteries of Omasan

We recently see Oma joining and leaving Worldwide and U.O.F.... this incident has happened not once, not twice but 5 times. now here's why so we know that Oma's phone was seized by her mom. well it looks like Oma has regained her phone and it's kinda obvious that she isn't always without her phone... and she doesn't want to get caught by her mom again and does not want to put her loved ones in trouble, well that's sweet to be honest Worldwide peeps really miss her honestly i don't think worldwide can be the same without her again. oh well.... let's get to the real question... WILL OMASAN YOLANDA EVER RETURN ? the answer is YES Omasan will surely return to Worldwide but not any time soon..... ofc i will surely update u guys on the deets

UP NEXT: THE WHEREABOUTS OF SUNMI

Mysteries of Omasan pt3

by Ebuksam March 22, 2023

The Mysteries Of KT

The Social Studies teacher at Hawiwa Middle School

Guy #1: Holy shit dude look it's The Mysteries Of KT!
Guy #2: Run bro he's gonna stretch your butthole out

by Shamarucs Cousins April 1, 2022