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mushroom management

A way to manage tech teams working to an ill-defined task, described by Tracy Kidder as "Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, watch them grow" (in his 1981 title 'The Soul of a New Machine' about the people that built the first minicomputer at Data General).
As long as the outcome remains undefined, there's no way to hold them accountable for whichever result. You'd better apply mushroom management instead.
by Nada Knicks August 5, 2022
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The mushroom theory of management

An old, time-honored management technique in large corporations.

1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.
The CEO of XYZ Corp is a big believer in the mushroom theory of management.
by Hot Licks July 21, 2020
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Manky Mushroom

A word made famous by a Scottish online predator hunter which refers to a strange looking penis that's been sent to an underage person who didn't request it.
I've seen your manky mushroom
by Predhunter May 27, 2025
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MUSHROOMMUNCHER

A felatious female who loves oral.
I.E.- "Oh shit!?... she ate that mushroom tip like a Mario brother... shes

a real mushroommuncher."
by Shonald the linguist August 22, 2019
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