Missouri muscle fuck

The fornication of breasts and penis.

son: "Dad this girl from school called me about a job offer."

dad: "Well what kind of job; blow, hand, Missouri muscle fuck?"

by missouri-man May 6, 2009

fuck muscle

The organ located between a man's thighs used to pleasure another person's body.

Keirsten enjoy's it when Chads sticks his Fuck Muscle in her Pussy, Anus & Mouth!

by SlopNChop August 11, 2016

betty crocker fuck muscle

A very large phallice

"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."

by Starqueesha December 11, 2007

MUSCLE CAR AS FUCK

Muscle car as fuck is some thing that muscle car guys say because they think they are the shit but deep inside they know that they are just mad because they are slow and usles🤗

Dam bro thats MUSCLE CAR AS FUCK

by JDM LIFE 🔰 September 30, 2017

Fuck Muscle

A male reproductive organ used to have sexual intercourse.

Random A: I 've put my fuck muscle inside plenty of women.

by Cliqe January 20, 2016