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Child-Murdering Fuckwad

Mark Summer: I've just been informed that some people find the term "anti-vaxxer" to be offensive. From now on I will use the more technically accurate term of "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"
Bob: Oh look it's an "anti-vaxxer" mourning her dead children, and oh look the fathers signing the divorce sheats and the ghosts of the children are clapping on the father for trying to get over his retarded wife

Jim: Woah don't you know "anti-vaxxer" is offensive

Bob: Wot

Jim: The more accurate term is "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"

Retarded Anti Vaxxer Mom: A wot

Bob: I think she is having a stroke

Jim: I mean I don't care, at all
by Banana of hell January 13, 2019
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murdering the rainbow

Using an excessive variety of colours in Excel.
"So I put the row subtotals in pink on a blue background, these column subtotals in orange on a black background, put the totals in tangerine on a teal background and highlighted the negative values in fuchsia. This should make it really clear to understand. What is your problem?"

"You're murdering the rainbow."
by polony November 24, 2013
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Casey Skanky murdering Anthony

murdering skanky excuse for a mother
by Calfie August 11, 2011
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murdering rat bastard

Someone who has just murdered his hooker girlfriend and forced her out on the streets to do tricks a week later.
Bob is a murdering rat bastard. I know he killed his girlfriend, because I had sex with her the following week.
by crash_tx101 December 13, 2008
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Casey Skanky murdering Anthony

This person murdered her daughter and left her in a bag in the woods. She got away with murder because of 12 incompetent jurors.
Casey Skanky murdering Anthony is a skanky skank.
by Justice4Caylee August 16, 2011
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Murdering the Indians

The act of fucking a girl on her period while making Indian noises. Wearing a headdress of her pubes is optional.
Last night was so hot. I was murdering the Indians all night.
by ChristopherColumbusBitch June 7, 2009
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Murdering the Zerg

A colloquial euphemism for sexual self-gratification.

(Sometimes incorrectly referred to as 'murdering the zorg')
After ten pints, we threw him in a cab home, so he's probably busy murdering the zerg by now.
by Fizzu February 26, 2011
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