ass mungler

A man who tries to "accidentally" jam his dick in his girlfriends ass who is clearly not into anal. A derivative of hamburglar, except it applies to ass. An ass stealer, in short.

Dude, Jane slapped the shit out of RJ last night and then broke up with him. That lazy eyed ass mungler tried to jam in his 3" cock in her bong hole one too many times.

by bumble dick July 12, 2010

Hugh Mungus

A dad joke. That when said fast sounds like: humongous. Implying that you have a really big penis.

Lady 1: What is your name?
Guy 1: Hugh Mungus.
Lady 1 (Triggered): HE JUST SEXUALLY HARASSED ME!!! THIS MAN JUST SEXUALLY HARASSED ME!!!

by 5ylv35t3r September 2, 2016

munguia

The baddest of all bad mother fuckers!!! No one gets away with interfearing with a Munguia!

Oh wow that guy just took on the whole bar, he must be a Munguia!!!!

by BMF Munguia April 27, 2014

munglefluff

"a dirty, thundering, ass clapping fart that is muted by/through a blanket, pillow, or chair (be it office chair, car seat, couch or recliner)"

Can also be short formed to mungle.

You didn't hear that did you?

No.

Wait for the smell cause I just destroyed my chair with a munglefluff.

by mkspeck June 12, 2011

mungbun

when she leaves you on delivered for 4 hours overnight... hmmmm mungbun

bro she left me on delivered for four hours

damn that’s mungbun bro

by Andrew Dallimore January 11, 2021

Mungled

Getting absolutely out of your mind, usually on ellicit substances or booze.

"Man, you look mungled"
"Well I have done 5 pills"

by Mungled December 12, 2009

Mungus

Slang and an abbreviation of the new popular game "Among Us." Instead of saying among us, the streets of The Skeld use this widely popular term to denote the game. The word can also be used for the textbook use of the phrase "among us."

Yo, you down to play some mungus?
I think there is an impostor mungus.
The target is mungus, keep your eyes peeled.

by wordmonke30 February 22, 2021