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Multiple Sneezer

Typically a male with the rare ability to have multiple orgasms. The number varies but to be qualified should normally meet or exceed three within a reasonable period of time. The sexual experience is one that approaches a state of mystical ecstasy for both partners involved, but most often for the female as she encounters her own multiple orgasms. Should a woman ever encounter such a man, they typically never let them out of their sight.

Known side effects are most commonly constant spousal or partner surveillance, & long term relationships resulting in marriage. But for the promiscuous types; frequent dating, multiple affairs, high rates of divorce, man-whoring and/or high paid careers in the porn industry.
That guy is a multiple sneezer, his girlfriend wont let him out of her sight.

see also, multiply-orgasmic, multiple cummer, lucky bastard or extremely lucky girl.
by luckygirl28 January 19, 2009
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Multiple Skrillrosis

When someone dresses and looks like dubstep artist Skrillex. Wearing his trademark thick rimmed glasses and shaving only half their head.
"I went to the mall last week and it looked like every other teenager came down with a bad case of Multiple Skrillrosis."

"Is that Skrillex? No its my sister, she has Multiple Skrillrosis."
by GrazIsSoCool June 28, 2012
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Multiple Sclerosis

Multiple Sclerosis
A disease that no can can see that you have while you go blind, lose your ability to walk and talk normally and eventually die seven years before you ordinarily would have.
Your immune system thinks your nerve coverings are an all you can eat buffet.
Man:You shouldn't be out in public when you're drunk.
Woman:I'm not drunk. I have multiple sclerosis.
by Karinmag June 25, 2016
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multiple slurosis

To speak indistinctly so that the sounds run into one another, usually by a person who is drunk or who habitually drinks to excess.
Dude, I have no idea what she said. After that fifth cosmo she was suffering from a serious case of multiple slurosis.
by Bitboy May 29, 2007
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Multiple Systems

They're just like multiple personality disorder/dissociative identity disorder, only it's absolutely bullshit, and completely fake. Used by low-lives and losers as an excuse to like themselves, in the same vein as self-diagnosed Asperger's syndrome. Usually, these people call their "personalities" people, or headmates, or some other shit. Their alleged headmates are usually fictional characters from TV shows, which, most of the time, is some typical fandom shared by geeky teenage girls everywhere. These people fight avidly to get their headmates recognized as people, and to stop "discrimination".

On the flip side, DID is a real condition, therapist induced or otherwise. Even identities/personalities in this disorder AREN'T RECOGNIZED AS ACTUAL PEOPLE. They're psychological constructs with autonomous control of the host.
Multiple Systems: "We are a multiple system of 593,000 different headmates, from over 9000 different shows. From Goku to The Doctor to Charlie Sheen, they're all there. In my head. But, I don't have a mental disorder, I am naturally multiple. And these are all people, real ones. I am all these different people in one body."
Normal People: "Seems legit."
Multiple Systems: "You don't believe me? DISCRIMINATION!"
by tehmotehrfuxx0r May 13, 2014
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Multiple Shitosis

A potentially serious condition in which bowel movements occur more than once per hour. Commonly afflicts tourists traveling to third world countries.
Friend 1: Didn't you just take a shit half an hour ago?

Friend 2: Yeah but I just ate Syrian food, so now I have multiple shitosis.
by Barrar January 21, 2015
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multiple sexual personality disorder

It is when a person has sexual personality crisis and cannot control their impulses
It is cause for many sexual acts
Including sexual molestation
by rafael e Reyes January 28, 2019
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