malsumis

Malsumis the god of Chaos and Thorns as well as situational inconveniences. Repeatedly used as a recurring joke in Bleach abridged by Project Mouthwash on YouTube.

"Imagine that you have cheesecake at a party, and it is filled with bees, this is Malsumis. Now imagine a friend fills the cake with poison to kill the bees but now you have poison cheesecake, this is also Malsumis. So your friend fills the cheesecake with antidote to cure the cheesecake but it also cures some of the bees so now you have a cheesecake full of bees that may or may not sting you. That is Malsumis."

My right arm has been possessed by the god of chaos, thorns, and bee infested cheesecake Malsumis.

by MurderDuck November 7, 2022

Mullum

A fun town. Still a hole but no where near as bad as Murbah.

Murbah Mullum

by sodfizdbfasybdfoias[edfuasldfb November 3, 2011

mullumbimby

The biggest little hole in Australia.

It typically refers to marijuana: "mull-imbimby."

Lets go get really really................................................................... bored in Mullumbimby

by Ethan and Ben May 26, 2004

MUSLUM MALE

muslUm male: a type of sexually transmitted disease either via homosexual or hetrosexual activities ..

these diseases can include: syphillis , herpes , human papilloa virus , hepititus b , and c , really serious shit, dont try this at home or ANYWHERE!!

Unless of course.. ur some desperate middle aged TWAT of the 60's generation WHO DESPERATELY SEEKS MALE APPROVAL HOW FUCKING PATHETIC FUCK OFF AND DIE BITCHES DIE ALONG WITH UR SHITTY FAKE TANS UR A FUCKING DISGRACE TO HUMANITY HAVE SOME FUCKING SELF RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAVE THE FUCKING RED FLAG U BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
these muslum males,spread it about,it is like their way of keeping their morals to themselves,although the same cannot be said for their women they are EVIL so..They must be covered up at all times,they are soo brainwashed that when they do manage to get to a civilised country they think they are sacrosanct they are seriously an eye opener to encounter lol.. it is okay to fuck a pig as long as you rip it off or set it alight or alternatively pour h2so4 over them afterwards.. THEN IT IS O.K..COS ALLAH SAIS SO!!GOT IT??

REMEMBER THERE STILL ON A RIGHTEOUS PATRIARCHIAL CRUSADE DO NOT FORGET THAT PART THEY ARE SO FULL OF SHIT AND LIKE TO CALL WESTERNERS IMMORAL MEAT EATING PIGS

hoe sammi: yeah o.k allah i hear u..

*hoe sammi is some BATSHIT CRAZY MUSLUM MALE*

STAY AWAY FUCKERSSS!!!!

by theworldhasatoiletbutnotherem8 July 18, 2009

Mulumpkin

Playful masterbation while taking a bountiful dump.

Brent had stayed up all night eating burritos, the next morning he performed a Mulumpkin before his shower.

by Sloozeberry January 21, 2009

muslum

The incorrect (and retarded may i add) spelling of Muslim.

A person if the Islamic faith.

'A muslum likes to behead people' is a common misconception.
(it wants me to use the retarded spelling to show you how it is retardedly spelled...)

by Johmo January 8, 2008

morning musume

Proof that a large segment of the population of Japan needs to turn off their televisions and take a long walk out of doors while thinking carefully about the heritage they will be bestowing upon future generations. The girls/media darlings/masturbatory fantasies who comprise the group are not expected to "sing" or "dance" in the ordinary senses of the words; rather, their relentless appearances on television and radio is meant to deaden the souls of those few individuals who still have one. In the larger scheme of things, Morning Musume helps make a handful of rich people richer while perpetuating, if not exacerbating, the nation's endemic molestation of young girls on crowded trains.

1 - (at the supermarket)

"Morning Musume on the radio AGAIN! I just want to buy some fermented soybeans and pickled ginger shreds in peace! My god , I have to get out of this country!"

2 -

Taro: "Have you seen the cover of the latest Mo-Musu single? The cross-eyed one is so cute and do-able!"

Masahiro: "You really are a depraved fucker, aren't you Taro-kun? Tell you what - the next time you reveal your sickness to me I am going to beat you into a coma with a copy of 'Lolita', wakarimashita ka?"

by Capa Boobarang December 26, 2008