Muggus

Muggus is a man/woman with a huge body and a small penis he/she likes to spend afternoons with a cup of claranara sauce and watching mickey mouse clubhouse. He is very well knowledge in the show he knows all the charecters his favorite is clarabelle the cow moo mooo

It's a muggus everybody run before he eats your food

Would you like a special order of claranara sauce made by muggus

by Claranara sauce March 13, 2017

Cunt Mugger

A man who interferes with a ladies innocent by nefarious means.

I say, did you hear what Tarr Quinn did to Jessica the other evening? Yes he's a real cunt mugger.

by Topsy Creps December 26, 2018

Mulgur Bulgur

Mulgur Bulgur is a person who likes to make the naughty with Ullis. (Henrik's mom)

Oh shit did you see Mulgur Bulgur?

- No
He f-ed the shit out of Ullis.

by G3mer0bo May 13, 2022

cock mugger

One who has such a voracious appetite for cock he will do anything to get his hands on cock.

The cock mugger noticed the man was holding his cock loosely, and so, with dastardly intent, the miscreant snatched the cock out of the man's hand, and ran down the street.

by iamnotoriginal February 11, 2009

muggeridge

If you have just been mugged off, that is a muggeridge

originated in North London

Dave-o: your mum sucked my dick

Steve-o: well your little sister sucked mine

Craig-o: thats a muggeridge

by Smithy678 November 14, 2007

beer mugger

(n). A youthful male, drinking nothing stronger than beer, who routinely assaults hippies and other degenerates usually after a local football game.

Dude! Don't go by the park tonight. Place is crawling with beer muggers.

by chuck woodchip September 24, 2009

muggery

the act of being forcibly relieved of one's money and/or possessions, and also anally raped. this only usually happens to men, as the anus is the only known orifice for sexual penetration for a man.

"holy shit, i was walking 'round times square, and this G muggered me!"

"Jack Watts, you are charged with the crime of muggery, how do you plea?"
"Not guilty, Your Honour."

by alex, savvy? November 15, 2007