muffing

a sexual act that may or may not be popular with trans women, according to Miranda Bellweather in Fucking Trans Women #0 muffing is the sexual act of penetrating one or both of the inguinal canals.

I LOVED muffing her last night

by censation December 15, 2010

muffingasm

The orgasm of the mouth when coming in contact with Entenmann's Mini Muffins.

Andre: Dude, these Mini Muffins are so good...
Mark: Oh my god dude, I'm having a muffingasm right now...OHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS! YES! MUFFINGASM!!!

by Andre & Mark September 29, 2005

Muffining

Going down to the cafeteria in the morning and watching someone toast an English Muffin.

Do you want to go muffining at 10:00, or should we wait?

by MASO1 May 23, 2008

Muffing

When you get up in the morning and your eyes are crusted shut and you know you should not go on your phone but you do it anyway.

Dude, why are you muffing at 6:00 clock in the morning.

by One off handle June 9, 2020

finger muffing

giving your friend a sneak attack with your index and middle finger up his bum hole

luke likes when it is finger muffing time

Jake: ah shit he just fingermuffed my asshole

Luke: Oh ya i did smell my fingers

by perry for president October 22, 2009

muffling

The feminine version of teabagging.

film me sarah film me!!
#muffling
#Russellhoward
jenny muffled me last night! ~ bob
no way! you're lucky ~ bill

by idudiduididddddddiamjohhnny November 15, 2018

Moffling

The act of masterbating in a public location.

Person 1: What is Jay doing over in the corner of the computer lab?

Person 2: Oh hes just moffling himself.

by TImothy W January 9, 2009