Puddlebutt

An instance where excrement has turned wet or overwhelmingly soggy because of excessive consumption of alcohol or bad diet.

"I drank nine Red Bulls last night and woke up with a bad case of puddlebutt."

by O-bone April 21, 2007

Monday Muddbutt

Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog you toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.

"Only thing I hate about football Sunday is the Monday muddbutt!"

by Wookie4u January 8, 2010

mudderbutter

engaging in anal sex with a female, then taking ur shit covered dick and procceeding to titty-fuck her

dude i totally mudderbuttered that chick last night

by tskron April 23, 2009

muddybutt

when there's mud on a butt

jimmy fell in the mud and got a muddybutt.

by george walls August 24, 2007

muddbutted

the past tense of continuous diarrhea occurring over a period of time.

I walked Django to the grocery store yesterday and he muddbutted over everyone's lawn in between.

Went to Taco Bell for lunch and muddbutted my way through dinner with my girlfriend's parents.

by djangogfh September 25, 2014

cornish muddbutt

A soupy substance of corn and mud butt

Man, shouldn't have eaten that vegetable soup. Looks like I'm gonna have that Cornish MuddButt again.

by Dickin Hole September 11, 2013