A Nubian powerhouse who fought cancer and beat it so bad, he has pitied it ever since. Mr. T is a former boxer, wrestler, bouncer and current actor who's regular arm-wrestling matches with Chuck Norris and Till Lindemann have been responsible for both the recent Japanese Earthquakes near Fukusima and the Somalia drought respectively. Mr. T is one of the most powerful and compassionate men in history, both crushing and pitying his aversaries with equal measure. He is also humble, allowing Sylvester Stallone to put hands on him briefly to facilitate the filming of Rocky III. Do not, however, think of him as soft... Throughout the filming of The A-Team, he flat out refused to tolerate mental illness in Murdoch, considering it a weakness, stating throughout the series that he unequivocately "pitties the foo'". Mr. T is also a true humanitarian who gave nearly all his gold necklaces (Enough to smother an Egyptian Pharoah 3-times over) away after helping with the Hurricane Katrina cleanup effort. In short - A Total Fucking Legend.
In the time you took to read this, Mr. T built a tank out of two milk cartons, three lawn-darts, a tube of lubricant and a beat-up old 80's van. He then drove said tank through the reinforced doors of a burning barn in South America and managed to topple a paramilitary dictator without actually killing anyone. The fuck have YOU done today?
by Poppa Boogaloo September 6, 2011
Get the Mr. Tmug. the only person who can survive being jumped on the head by super mario.
the only person who can look chuck norris in the eyes, without instantly exploding.
the only person who wears 200 pounds of gold chains 24/7.
the reason why the roman empire, the nazi's and sovjet russia no longer exist.
just by reading this, you are pitied by him.
his name is Mr. T.
the only person who can look chuck norris in the eyes, without instantly exploding.
the only person who wears 200 pounds of gold chains 24/7.
the reason why the roman empire, the nazi's and sovjet russia no longer exist.
just by reading this, you are pitied by him.
his name is Mr. T.
'I PITY THE FOOL!'
russian: 'in sovjet russia, fools pity Mr. T!'
Mr T.: *punches russian in the chest* stop saying jibba jabba, fool!
russian: 'in sovjet russia, fools pity Mr. T!'
Mr T.: *punches russian in the chest* stop saying jibba jabba, fool!
by lalliman February 25, 2011
Get the Mr. Tmug. The new substitution for the 'Chuck Norris' Jokes. As with Steven Segal. He has he's own individual potential for jokes, but most people just replace the names of the persona 'facts'.
This does not, however, change the awesome righteousness of Mr. T.
Mr. does pity. And I'm a afraid it's you, 'fool'.
Pain!
This does not, however, change the awesome righteousness of Mr. T.
Mr. does pity. And I'm a afraid it's you, 'fool'.
Pain!
'Speed walking? I pity you fool!'
Mr. T and/or Chuck Norris and/or Steven Segal don't read books, they stare them down until the books give them the information.
The new word of the day is PAIN!!!!!!
During the first season of American Gladiators, 24 contestants died while attempting to run the Eliminator. The Eliminator was a cardboard cutout of Mr. T.
Mr. T and/or Chuck Norris and/or Steven Segal don't read books, they stare them down until the books give them the information.
The new word of the day is PAIN!!!!!!
During the first season of American Gladiators, 24 contestants died while attempting to run the Eliminator. The Eliminator was a cardboard cutout of Mr. T.
by Jeremy Jonusas January 20, 2009
Get the Mr. Tmug. A narrow strip of hair covering the lips of a woman's vagina. Derived from the mohawk haircut of Mr. T.
by Digib Flarlee McZzzz August 5, 2012
Get the Mrs. Tmug. Seen all that bling bling mr t wears. He is a pimp. He will also be joining the pimp region or pimpage.
by jamezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz December 28, 2005
Get the mr tmug. Toddbert: I totally gave Sally a Mr. T last night! I pity the foo who don't let Toddbert piss on their neck!"
by LeahIsRad August 27, 2009
Get the Mr. Tmug. A fat, chubby cheek chipmunk. It usually hibernates along with it's Xbox 360 in the winter. It stores twinkies in it's hot dog rolls on its neck so it has food to eat through the Winter. When it awakens in the Spring it usually breaks into somone's house and rapes their couch and steals all their twinkies because it loves their exquisite taste. He has a demanding taste for the white cream in twinkies and often gets the male's productive organ, the penis, confused with twinkies and he loves their cream the most. In the Summer a Mr T Killer lays on a blacktop basketball court which makes gallons of sweat pour from its body. He then proceeds to harvest the sweat molecules and drink them. In the Fall it likes to take a shit in piles of leaves, so when the children go to jump in the leaves the Mr T Killer gets a chuckle or two.
"Jimmy someone broke in last night and messed up my brand new leather couch." -Timmy
"Oh yeah mine too Timmy. It's all over the news and the call it a Mr T Killer." -Jimmy
"It sounds like a fat ass!" -Timmy
"I agree Timmy, I agree." -Jimmy
"Oh yeah mine too Timmy. It's all over the news and the call it a Mr T Killer." -Jimmy
"It sounds like a fat ass!" -Timmy
"I agree Timmy, I agree." -Jimmy
by slayingopher November 4, 2010
Get the Mr T Killermug.