Morbulation

When you are so fried that you cannot move your body but the inside of you feels like it’s moving…like marbles.

Bro I took 10 blinkers, I am experiencing high levels of morbulation.

by Morbulation January 16, 2022

matulation

(n.) The act of masturbating and ejaculating while in bed.

Root origins: Heb. Mittah- bed

matulate(v.)
matulating(adj.)

Dude, she totally matulated last night-- just look at the bed.

Jon matulates every night while his soon to be ex-wife has sex with their body guard.

The art of matulation is hard to perfect, but with practice and focus, one can matulate in expert speed.

by hornybuttkings June 29, 2009

modulatin'

chillin like a mafucka

"What it eia Benny"

"Nuttin, jus modulatin'"

by Ron May 13, 2005

Modulation hands

Commonly misenterpreted for jazz hands, modulation hands are visually the same, except performed during a modulation in the piece of music which is being performed/listened to. The modulation in most cases is of a semitone difference, followed usually by a change of key. Such modulations (and thus oppertunities for the use of modulation hands) are most commonly found in music of a slightly more cheesy varietly, and gospel music.

Dude! I was singin' some gospel music in choir yesterday and I was just like 'Modulation hands!' when we got to the key change...

by Gemgems101 August 1, 2011

Male Ovulation

The act of depositing your male reproductive fluids.

She said she was ovulating and I didn't want to get her pregnant. So I shot my load down her throat, male ovulation has no risks.

by AndyUK June 7, 2021

cross-mojulation

When the sex-appeal, "groove", or mojo of two individuals or parties become intertwined causing some sort of an unpredictable and/or explosive result.

From "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery".

Austin Powers: Wait Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jomblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding.

by Adrienne Wall December 2, 2007

Ovulation Situation

When a woman suddenly, and otherwise inexplicably, becomes obsessed with babies, pregnancy, nesting, etc. during a particular time of her cycle.

Girl: "Do you think someday we will have little babies?"
Guy: "Thought you didn't want kids?"
Girl: "Well, I do now. Must be an ovulation situation."

by HopelessCynic August 7, 2011