moptician

A hair dresser who specialises in revitalising mens hair after it has reached the stage know as a 'mop'.

Billy Connelly should see a moptician as his hair could make the perfect mop.

Dude you should really go to the mopticians.

by halooooom March 20, 2006

Morticide

Morticide is a one-man thrash/death metal project from Saratoga, New York. Not to be confused with the Binding of Issac song of the same, as Morticide started 3 years before that song came out.

"Hey man, wanna listen to Morticide?"

"Oh, that Binding of Issac song?"

"No you dumbass, the one-man thrash/death metal band!"

by Josh Dominus July 21, 2022

Morticia Addams

Morticia Addams is the kind and caring wife of Gomez Addams and the mother of Wednesday, Puglsey and if you have seen Family Values, Pubert Addams. Morticia and Gomez are deeply in love with each other and have a happy and loving relationship.

Morticia Addams: You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie...

Debbie: What?

Morticia Addams: ...Pastels?

by Rartin8899 November 9, 2020

Morticious

Dark and dreary like.

That guy creeping around Baby GAP with no baby is quite morticious.

by Lance M. Snyder February 10, 2010

mortician

Noise

I like the band Mortician.

by METAL October 18, 2003

midnight mortician

Midnight mortician is trilogy written by the author of "dear lilac" and "smush!" , Valerie Vancouver. Midnight mortician revolves around an immortal fae named aeliana and an immortal vampire named Magnus.

Have you read midnight mortician by Valerie Vancouver?

No, I haven't

Well you should!

by Valerie Vancouver May 5, 2023

Morticia

n- kinky vampire chick whos fetish is bloody chocolate and enjoys eating lesbians alive.

Morticia loves to lick bloody chocolate off of lesibans.

by maddie collins January 31, 2007