Morganism

In keeping with the typically hilarious, and witty comments of racing driver P. Morgan.

Hey John, did you hear that new Morganism? "These tires grip longer than a possessive ex girlfriend"

by mp3s April 24, 2013

Morganville

The place in which Rachel Caine sets her series 'The Morganville Vampire Series'.
Set in Texas, it is a barren landscape with barely anything around them. It is secluded from other people, and if wanting to leave the place; you can't.

Claire (the socially awkward, 16 year old University student) moves there attenting TPU. Here, she meets Shane (the local hottie), Eve (the bubbly goth,) Michael (the owner of the glass house and the sexy musician) and Amelie (the bad ass vampire.)

Lucinda: Where's that book set?
Clara: Morganville.
Lucinda: Where's that...?
Clara: Texas, darling. But I'm not sure if it's real.

by lmaorofllollmao June 15, 2010

Morganism

The worshiping of Morgan Freeman as God. One must respect Morgan and worship him. One must also follow the guidelines of the Book of Morgan (Holy Book).

I am a believer of Morganism

by MrHypothetical July 4, 2012

morganmizell

a short petite creature that secretly lives in your house trying to pursue its dream of becoming an ass goblin. this creature likes long walks on the beach and warm bubble baths. it also enjoys singing broadway songs and requests lots of love. this creature will often jump at you screaming "LOVE ME" and then the morgan will break out in tears.

beware for it is vicious

kid # 1: woah! is that a morganmizell on the BEACH?!?!

kid # 2: yeah i found her in my bath tub last week.

kid # 3: well i caught her trying to crawl up my ass yesterday!

by wowzers!!! November 17, 2009

morganing

to deface a known assholes doorstep in the dead of night with a foul food product. Examples include chili, spam, pigs feet, and roadkill stuffed with all of the above.

we went morganing at some assholes house and left an entire turkey dinner infested with maggots tied to his mailbox.

by wendy15 June 20, 2007

Morganized Religion

When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.

Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.

by tuck1s December 6, 2015

Morganism

A written or spoken gaffe typical of Donald Morgan.

Don: I thought I made myself implicitly clear...
Willie: That's a new Morganism!

Boss: We're on a two hour delay tomorrow due to weather.
Don: eye-eye sir!
Willie: I can't believe my "ayes", another Morganism!

by Cpl Schmuckatelli January 11, 2017