moronity

1. The quality or condition of being moronic.
2. A moronic act, remark, or idea.

First rule of moronity:
Inevitably, everyone underestimates the number of morons in circulation.

by Ryan Dawson February 6, 2006

urban morality

Morality found on Urban Dictionary. Basically, any definition that doesn't talk about sex and slinging women as if they were objects.

Because this definition doesn't discuss sex in a frivolous manner, this definition is an exemplar case of urban morality.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

morganitis

a cardiac condition which can lead to mechanical support and/or death. Usually requiring several "take back" operations.

This is Mr. Brown's 4th procedure after a bout of Morganitis.

by whodovudu June 4, 2018

Mortality

Yea, everybody knows you can die if you do certain things. You can die in your sleep, you can die even if you're not trying to get yourself killed. What does anybody who's still alive really know about mortality though? If your friends or family died in a car accident, they would be the folks who know about mortality and not you. I doubt anybody who claims to know all about mortality from seeing horrific accidents has had an opportunity to talk with any of the deceased about mortality, therefore you're full of shit when you preach about it, you don't really know shot like the rest of us.

The girl must know it all about what death is like from seeing some bad accidents since she's preaching to everybody how they should live their lives the way she lives hers. Any slight deviation from the way she lives life will be considered reckless and adolescent minded, watch out! She's a mortality expert!

by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018

The Mortality Angle

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.

"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."

by Timmer8 January 11, 2009

Morality

A universal knowledge of 'right' and 'wrong'.
The conscience which informs you if an action is 'right' or 'wrong'
The quality to know, and conform, to the 'rules of right conduct'

The moral foundation of the Universe: everyone, everywhere tends to live by certain comman moral principals. Even a thief feels 'wrong done by' when someone steals from him.

Due to a lack of spiritualism in todays society, morality is all but lost.

by samuell October 3, 2006

mortality

1. its what you find out exists when you get shot in the head
2. the state of being able to die

Taste your mortality.

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004