Jonny mophead

A low life who ain't doin shit but wasting your time

Girl I know you ain't talking to jonny mophead again

by TRhudy January 11, 2020

Soggy Mophead

A term to mean someone with a bowl cut style of hair, usually to insult them.

A person with a soggy mophead, bowl cut style of hair.

by wildebeeste November 1, 2011

Mophead

Frontally placed moppy hair mass that is trending on young boys these days.

Benson is such a mophead. I find all the young boys look alike these days, they have this frontally placed moppy hair mass lol

by Estrogenetics March 15, 2024

Mophead

A type of straight boy who looks and acts gay with shaggy hair. They tend to have a lot of confidence chatting up girls despite being ugly. They are very bland and basic. This species of men could be found in the US and England.

“Omg Alexia not you chatting another mophead they are so cringe, you milf!”

by we hate strawb February 13, 2021

Baldy Mophead

A person who has a bald spot on top of their head, with long hair coming down around the bald spot.
An insult for a retard

Shutup you baldy mophead.

Right John, shut the fuck up your mums a baldy mophead.

“Oi James do you know Ryan from the year below?” - “Oh that baldy mophead, unfortunately.”

by Daddylegs92 April 15, 2022