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mormantrum

When a Mormon man throws a verbal, condescending tantrum because a woman has questioned something about the LDS church or a man's Priesthood authority. It usually includes the man telling the woman her behavior or words are wrong, or accusing her of not following the gospel correctly.
Female church member: Women should have equal rights in the church.

Mormon Bishop: Apostles and Prophets speak the word of God. You believe lies, distortions and deceptions! You have a spirit of anger, revenge, darkness and apostasy that will consume your soul!

Female church member: My Bishop just threw a mormantrum.
by BishopNobody July 1, 2019
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moolman

This is from a south african background. The "Moolman" family is known for the kindness and they genarosity.
Your too kind, mrs moolman
by eornum August 28, 2003
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Mormanizer

A player amongst LDS church that can easily hold hands with all the LDS and non LDS he chooses. Looked up to by many younger male LDS but despised and ridiculed by non LDS. The Mormanizer rarely progresses to the first base but still hits the ball every time, getting all the way home or in more general terms getting laid is unheard of and has yet to be recorded in history as of this date.
"Wow hes got 2 girls holding his hand"
"Yeah hes a mormanizer"
by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009
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mormanity

i liked you until you converted to Mormanity! This is Insanity!
by Master Zula June 29, 2011
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mormanon

Morm-anon is a worldwide fellowship that offers a program of recovery for the families and friends of Mormons, whether or not the Mormon recognizes the existence of a problem or seeks help.
"After leaving the Mormon cult, Mormanon helped me recover from the cult and work to become normal again.
by Kelboduke July 3, 2015
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Dirty morman

When a man is banging two or more chicks and insists that they call him Joseph Smith the whole time.
Bro, I totally pulled a dirty morman with those three chicks last night. *high five to follow
by TBone0808 July 3, 2017
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MooManChicken

best bhoppr evr
"moomanchicken is bst bhopper."

"obviously."
by emvly May 22, 2016
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