moonpie

A sexual act where you form a circle with your body and masturbate until you ejaculate into your bellybutton while in the full moonlight.

Dude, I totally walked in on my roommate giving himself a moonpie. It was so fucked up.

by willypthree October 13, 2019

Moonpie

Moonpie is a term given to a nice guy. One who looks out for u.

Awe, Moonpie is so sweet, he is my good friend.

by Noresun2noAmy2 August 12, 2022

moonpie

The final masterpiece when a male cums on a female's ass.

Damn baby, I'm gonna give you a moonpie.

by danielle regierro July 28, 2004

moonpie

A kiss from your boyfriend or girlfriend.

Yay! I got a moonpie from my cuddlebear!

by Isabelle December 16, 2004

Moonpie

Semen being ate from the anus.

The Cuck or Cuckold eats the semen from his wifes anus after another man, (the Bull) pulls out from busting a nut in her anus.

The cuck is eating a moonpie.

by HomelandParkAF April 20, 2020

moonpie

A leftwing Tin foil hat wearing fool so blind he/she can't beleive anything said or even seen with there own eyes!

Whatever you say there Moonpie!

by TARKUS123a August 10, 2006

moonpie

n. A drink deal combo consisting of 3 beers and 1 shot of jagermeister. Usually bought at a good bar on a good night.

Hook me up with a moonpie.

by shizer twigstick July 28, 2004