moo cow

a different type of cow than other types. first off, its also known as a dairy cow, and therefore makes milk. secondly, it is white with black blobs all over it. and finally, it moos. no durrr.

in the california cheese commercials, there are two different cows: the weeny longhorn males, and the kickass moo cows.

longhorn: neahhhhrrrrrr
moo cow:moo
longhorn:moo
moo cow: stfu, u ffing poser! u aint got no blobs on u! u aint got no rites to moo! MOO!

by lil smartass wigga September 10, 2006

moo cow

1. a fat hefer of a girl who, were she to graze with a herd of actual cows, would be utterly indistinguishable.
2. used loosely as a generic term for an ugly female

Wonder if that fugly moo cow has a contract with Kraft, uggggghh!!

by Farmer Brown July 16, 2003

Moo-Cow

A person who is so awesome, words can't describe and all you want to do is milk them.

A moo-cow walked down the street, so everyone got on their knees.

by Sudocat October 12, 2009

Moo-cow

An alcoholic drink originating from Wisconsin. It was originally designed as a drink containing equal parts tequlla and milk. More recently it has been used to refer to a shot containing tequilla topped off with half & half.

Man I had so many moo-cow's at the bar last night.

by Shane Hedrington February 04, 2008

Moo cow

1. A cow that does not go "meeerrraaahhh". It goes "moo".

2. An extremely awesome person, usually female, and is referred to as "moo cow", by her BFF.

3. (For males) A dude friend.

1. Cow: MMMMMERRRRRAAAAHHH
Moo cow: Moooo

2. Hey Moo Cow!

3. Wazzup my moo cow!

by Barracuda555 June 16, 2011

MOO COW

A TAUREN FROM THE GAME WORLD OF WARCRAFT. A TAUREN IS ASENTUALY A HUMAN COW. PLAYERS IN THE GAME OFTEN REFER TO TAUREN AS MOO COWS.

I LOVE MOO COWS ORCS ARE DAMN UGLY!!

by SO H July 20, 2009

moo cow

that fat chick in your class that just looks like she would say moo and eat hay

maggie is such a moo cow

by oliveeee April 04, 2010