Monsoon

A kind lovely friend with a great sense and fashion sense of humor and can be rude but always has your back she is definitely a keeper!!!!

person one : wow that new girl Monsoon is so funny

person two : hey now i want to be a monsoon

by a true freind January 19, 2020

The Monsoon Affect

The Monsoon Affect is where you do something at the same time as someone else completely unplanned. The best way to explain it is that it’s basically the opposite of jinxing something.. i.e saying something is going to happen, when it doesn’t end up happening. The Monsoon affect is named after Jinkx Monsoon considering her first name, Jinkx, is basically as I said before, the opposite to the monsoon affect

“I just got a notification that my friend sent me a story on IG, but when I clicked on it, The Monsoon Affect happened and it happened to be the same one I was just watching.”

by Flaminhotmilo April 8, 2019

Monsoonler

Out of control sprinkler!

That monsoonler is shooting water everywhere.

by Andy Schultz January 1, 2009

Macaroon Monsoon

When one takes a grimy, big, fat, splattery shit diarrhea dump in a toilet, and then gives a swirly to another person in that same toilet.

One day Fuller ran to Jamie's house crying that his xbox wasn't working. Jamie comforted him by simply giving him a Macaroon Monsoon.

Seabrook loves to start each day off by giving himself a Macaroon Monsoon; apparently it keeps him awake.

by toomuchbronzer April 21, 2009

Poon Monsoon

A group of hot girls

I was sitting by the pool when a poon monsoon rolled in and took over the place.

by wildstar82 July 1, 2011

Golden Monsoon

A group of people urinating on one person.

Golden Showers don't do it for me anymore

How about a "Golden Monsoon" then?

........OK!

Great! I'll go get the guys

by Jutster June 8, 2011

Golden Monsoon

The act of breaking up with your now insignificant other. First make sure you have a fan, a ceiling fan will not get the desire effect- a box fan is preferred. While the person is sleeping turn the box fan in their their direction, preferably towards their face. Then begin to urinate into the fan. The urine will resemble a yellow-golden monsoon. Grab your shit and get out and stay out, do not pass go, and do not return a phone call. Congratulation you have now given someone a golden monsoon.

My now ex girlfriend Cinnamon (her stage name) was given a golden monsoon when we broke up after I found out she slept with my Aunt Tammy.

by CUL-DIS-SAC July 23, 2016