manometer

A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.

Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

monoveter

(coined by Mr. Ellis and Mr. Martin of Woodstock Middle and High Schools chorus programs, respectively)

a term for multiple singers cutting off at the same--but wrong--time.

related: univeter, polyveter

What a monoveter! People, a dotted half note gets 3 beats, not four!

by CamieRan February 5, 2005

monomeaner

A single person who who is mean to others for no reason or purpose

John is a monomeaner because he calls Sam a fag for no reason at all

by Herbalife lover January 14, 2016

Ewok Moolesters

Verb: To rant endlessly about black ops to a point where everyone either begins to ignore you or threaten to kill you.

I feel like being a Ewok Moolesters today and destroy my relationships with people.

by Wiggledwarf May 24, 2011

Manometer

A device used to measure the manliness of an object.

Billy pointed the manometer in the direction of the chainsaw and the manometer starting reading very highly

by mrmangunn March 19, 2011

Monomemer

A poster on social media who reposts the identical meme excessively and/or repeatedly to the point that it is considered spam. (adj. monomemic)

Jack3tball7 was such an irritating monomemer that I blocked him, because his rude, repeating meme was eating up too much space in the thread.

by Great Grape Ape June 15, 2014

monoheteroconformity

An elaboration of heteronormative, means that only monogamous heterosexual relationships are permitted, the 'mono' part could be dropped for those practicing single vs. plural gender combinations &/or 'matri' (marriage) can be entered before or between parts (below) for an ecclesiastical &/or nationalist tone

Portmantaeu of mono (single) + heterosexual) + conformity (restricted variety or freedom).

Jeez, it's now the 21st century but plenty of olde & dusty (read 'dirty') institutions, some dating millennia back, are still insisting that monoheteroconformity is the only way to live decently

by AmboNec July 28, 2014