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Monotone Walk

The slouched over, shuffling, defeated-by-life movement of a diabetes ridden glutton as they put in as little effort as possible to move from point A to point B.

Almost zombie-like in it’s sheer determination to never deviate from it’s original course.
‘Where’s Matt?’
‘He left his desk 20 minutes ago, I saw him heading into the toilets, I’d recognise that Monotone Walk anywhere’
by CF Enterprises September 1, 2018
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Montgomery Cooler

The Montgomery Cooler is when you have 2 partners one layinen on the ground and one standinen over

And the one standinen over pisses and shitses into the one layinen on the groundses holes
"Hey Aleb come give me a Montgomery Cooler GEKGEKGEKGEK"

"no"
by Niktionary.com October 19, 2023
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turd mongoler

turd mongoler- when an individual unknowingly craps on a pre-existing turd that is submerged in the bowl water itself, creating a gargantuan mound of fecal matter. the individual themself is considered a turd mongoler after the blasphomas crime has been comensed.
needing to deficate histerically, the nieve dumper proceeded to drop his trousers and ireversibly transform into the turd mongoler his mother always feared he would become.
by master mongolersonsville May 30, 2009
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Monotone meat bag

A narcissist or sociopath when their mask is cracked or they are at home, out of the public eye and not show boating their false persona. It is at these times when they are not in public view that they let down their guard, are devoid of ANY emotion and their voice becomes monotone. They are referred to as meatbags to highlight their lack of human traits. Without a conscience (super ego) and unable to experience empathy, they are incomplete people who are monotone meat bags devoid of anything human.
At the party Fred was charming, engaging and delightful to the guests.
After the party, Fred returned to his home with his family and reassumed his position of monotone meat bag. He locked himself in his bedroom with his devices after leaving the young toddlers and their bags at the door with the mother. He did not bother to grumble goodnight before tucking into a selection of pornography and video games on his ipad. He locked his door and ignored the children's bedtime routine. The charming prince at the party was only an illusion. His monotone meat bag self resurfaced the moment he was out of public view and surrounded by family in his home.
by Narcbuster April 23, 2018
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montgomery gator

an alligator which some reason is hot asf, he’s from fnaf security breach
omg is that montgomery gator (or monty for short)?
by hotmommymilkieslol January 17, 2022
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Montgomery High School

A high school known for having hella drugs and beaners kids in the bathroom always smoking or asking if u got a battery decent education and great sports

Also they lock the outlets cuz they’re gay
Dude I’m gonna go to Montgomery High School it’s hella easy to get drugs
by BigDickDruggie February 11, 2019
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kurt montgomery

a fat asian with a tiny cock and an insanely hot mother who is a cum dumpster and the biggest slut in Australia
oh look at kurt montgomery with his cum dumpster mother shes so hot!
by kurts dog February 13, 2022
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