Mono

To describe someone

Someone is a Mono when...
They talks to themselves
They drinks a coffee too fast
They kin a lot of random characters
A Mono usually gives off extremely British vibes and gets headaches on Mondays

*aggressively gets a headache*
you're pulling a Mono again

by providedbyMono December 21, 2020

Mono

The combination of various styles of music to create a mental flow with constant attraction to the spirit created by god himself
Random combinations of hip hop rhythms paired with jazz, blues, gospel, trance, techno, rock, r&b to create a new sound that can make your pants jizz.

I can’t wait for mono oh my god

by Samhoseok October 22, 2018

Mono

when a user of pokemon is challenged to beat the entire game with one type of pokemon

Guy 1: Hey dude i challenge you to do a Mono water on leafgreen
Guy 2: Ok i will record it and put it on youtube

This means Guy 2 has to beat all of leaf green with water types

by Thomas Berkun October 7, 2008

Mono

Mono is an amazing person who cute,and friendly with everyone and the best fucking monkey ever and better then you every way possible.

I'm a Mono

by MiniMonoMan🐵 March 12, 2017

Mono

To be angry.
(because when you're angry you frown and get a mono-brow)

He was getting mono... etc

by Charlotte Lord February 24, 2009

Mono

When two men go to a graveyard, and dig up a dead women. Then, one man procedes to put his mouth over the womans vaginal opening as the other body slams her. Whatever comes out of her vaginal opening is called mono.

"oh stephen, body slam that biznatch again! i needz me some mo mono!"

by ccrazyness247 October 7, 2006

mono

Mononucleosis is technically called infectious mononucleosis or glandular fever, but is generally referred to as "mono" for short. It occurs primarily between the ages of 10 and 35 years old. When younger children are infected, it causes little or no illness. Such exposure does, however, create an immunity to the disease. Nearly 90% of Americans have antibodies for mononucleosis by age 40. Mono has an incubation period of 30 to 40 days and the symptoms usually last 7 to 14 days but can last for several weeks. The virus can stay alive within the body for several months. The name mononucleosis comes from the fact that the disease distorts the white blood cells, causing them to only have one nucleus. Only a blood test called the mononucleosis spot test can determine if someone has the disease.


SYMPTOMS OF MONONUCLEOSIS



The following symptoms can be present with mono, but most likely not all will be. Sore throat, usually red Enlarged lymph nodes in all parts of the body Fever Nausea Loss of appetite Extreme fatigue Enlarged spleen (2/3 of mono patients) Ulceration of the pharynx (sometimes) Swelling of the upper eyelid Trouble breathing Rapid heart beat Red rash on the body (about 15% of mono patients) Oversensitivity to light

mono is usally causerd by kissing.

TO cure this virus, rest.

by ash_link October 22, 2003