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monkeyspunk

You covered me in monkeyspunk you masturbating monkey
by Figit February 26, 2003
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[monkeychoker]

One of the biggest craps you can possibly take,named because its so hard to push out its like trying to choke a monkey,it'll fight back without sufficient force.Two other variations are the catchoker(weaker)and the and sheepchoker(super weak).
Dude after i had that jacked up hamburger,i had to go take the biggest monkeychoker of my life,i thought i was gonna die.
by Davion Williams January 19, 2009
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monkeydrunk

The act of getting drunk by drinking nothing but banana daiquiris, or any other variety of banana flavored alcoholic beverages.
Ted spent the entire evening getting monkeydrunk.
by A Cup of Shirt March 25, 2019
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monkeycunt

No, you make the tea you silly fack'in monkeycunt nonce case
by Jon Rowe November 20, 2003
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Monkeyspunk

"How's it going monkeyspunk?"
by MikeCamelFucker May 22, 2007
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Monkey Chunk

A very specific type of ass, I which is never to be confused with booty (an over sized ass) or butt, which is generally flat.

The "monkey chunk" derives it's name from the rather animated character its rather pronounced jiggle. Not all asses can be characterized as a monkey chunk.

Shape: The classic monkey chunk is derived from the 'pear' genus. It is a pear shaped form of ass known for its bulbous but tame proportions.

Trademark Characteristics: The monkey chunk is a happy ass, it jiggles when motion abruptly stops... and sports a modest clap when walking - it is quote animated.

The monkey chunk is also punctuated by deep cheek articulation, and very pronounced cheekage, just not as other types, such as the classic dump truck ass.
Wow, girl has a phat ass monkey chunk...
by Woodshed Moments June 22, 2024
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MONKEYFUNK

A type of music originating in omaha nebraska The old U.P.C. Studios down by the tracks in 1957
That's some messed up Monkeyfunk ... let's hear again ...
by weewillie May 30, 2019
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