Monkey fist

It’s when someone dresses up in a monkey outfit, shove their fist up their ass while sucking their “banana” (penis) until it’s mushy

My uncle came in with a monkey suit on and gave me a monkey fist until my penis was mushy

by Urmomsaucy December 21, 2018

Monkey Fist

A type of knot on a rope that's very hard and can hurt an Individual if the rope is swung hard enough to cause blunt force damage... Used when monkey fisting a bad monkey...

If you need a weapon but you are not allowed to have one , take this rooe for a monkey fist to help you.

by LuckyGrendelSparkleMSK December 24, 2018

Awkward Monkey Fist

When one clutches their hand into a loose fist as if holding a rolled up piece of paper, and shakes it back and forth in front of someone's crotch. This will make the person feel very awkward, at which point you will have to explain your actions to them in the following way. "See. . . a monkey is jacking you off . .. thats why its awkward!"

So I was hanging out the other day, and my best friend awkward monkey fisted me. . .

by westsidemonkeyfist July 7, 2009

Velvet Monkey Fist

When a guy is butt fucking his girl while she is laying on her back. At this time he inserts his hand into the woman's vagina and wraps the thin membrane between the anal and vaginal canals around his cock. This enables him to jack himself off while fisting his mate at the same time.

Oscar loves giving Christina the Velvet Monkey Fist since he loves anal and she loves fisting.

by Dadda February 14, 2008

double monkey fist

the act of forcing both fists into anothers anus, causing a huge goatse hole after about 15 minutes of sustained anal penetration.

Last night she totally ave me the old double monkey fist routine!

by Sam Steine November 20, 2003

decrepid monkey fist

The act of fapping to often which ultimately leads your hand into a deformed monkey fist shape

yo.. i was home alone all weekend... ANNNNND, now im left with this decrepid monkey fist

by intheface December 8, 2009

Mexican Monkey Fist

When person A eats Taco Bell and person B anal fists them, grabbing some poop on the way out. Person B then throws the "Mexican Poop" in person A's face, mimicking a monkey. Both people then take a shot of Tequila.

Grabbing Taco Bell now, do you want to Mexican Monkey Fist tonight?

Sara gave Mike a Mexican Monkey Fist on vacation and he still hasn't recovered.

by AmmrJammr February 17, 2018