Mongered

to believe you have won at poker and start celebrating, and then find out you have squat

Alan said "I have a straight, I've won" and then has it pointed out to him that he didn't infact have anything, he has infact been Mongered

by rafe May 2, 2013

mongerer

A man who lies about how many fish he can catch. To exaggerate the amount of women/men one lays.

Jack: I tell you that party was full of rum cunts. But I did get my dick wet 14 times. 14.
Jill: Jack you're such a mongerer.

by Dumnugget December 20, 2011

monger

1) Mung-ger: Someone who mongers(sells) something, for example fish-monger, ironmonger,whoremonger, assmonger, cockmonger

2) Mong-er: A mentally challenged person,retard,spaz,mongoloid(from which the word is derived)

"That assmonger can be such a monger sometimes!"

by Baron Von Batwing January 16, 2005

monger

1. One who enjoys hoarding things or accumulating stuff. 2. One who becomes obsessive about an act, concept, or idea.

Jay Leno is a car monger.
The king was a war monger.
She is a such a sex monger.

by boss-daddy from Louisville, KY July 19, 2003

monger

One who distributes things, people etc

shit monger
whore monger

by tw1st3d May 19, 2003

monger

another word for defining a retard/window licker.

your monger timmy! stop licking that window!

by Hightvoltage Alan July 7, 2006

monger

a carniverous, african kangaroo with 3 rows of teeth. it usually eats its prey in one bite. the babies are called josphines.

shannon is a beastly monger who likes to eat her young...in one bite.

by me January 6, 2005