MOFONGO

MOFONGO (muh-FOHNG-oh)
1. -interjection - WTF, "What the fuck?!", expression of disbelief and disappointment
2. -noun - a dish that locals (esp. Puerto Ricans) rave about but the palette of from outside culture finds surprisingly difficult to appreciate.

They canceled your flight? Are you serious?! MOFONGO!

by DD (Double-Down) September 29, 2010

mofongo

an incredibly putrid, brain-damaging, gut-wrenching fart following the ingestion of spicy tropical food. Preferably followed by a dutch oven.

Jim's mother sneezed and a mofongo slipped out

by lulupuertoricanprincess April 22, 2006

Mofongo

A self respecting young woman who dresses like a lady of the night to attract attention with the goal of getting piped down by the squad

That Mofongo works hard all week, and then dresses to attract gawkers when she goes out to the plaza.

by breakfastfordinner May 8, 2021

mofongo

A word used by those who do not speak Spanish meaning Mother Fu&*%!

Albert is such a mofongo.

by kertoast June 12, 2006

Mofongo

Insult used to name A head ass mf/ a stupid mf/ shithead

Yo you see that guy over there? He’s a fucking mofongo

by Yomamaa445 November 27, 2021

mofongo

Piping down someone so hard like priests firm kids. Pounding so hard the english currency loses its value. Buttering like mexican food your anus.

Let's mofongo!

I'm gonna mofongo your mom.

by mofongo_motherfuckers February 2, 2024

Mofongo

A word that is mostly used by Norwegians. the word is a more friendly and polite way of saying retard, or mongo. the word is pronounced moh. fohng. goh.

person 1 - Hey man i heard your going on a trip to france
person 2 - I'm going to spain. Mofongo

by Kiwiishere March 5, 2025