L+ratio+no bitches+no father+virgin+mom dead+ ur mother+fat hoe+get your money up+hoes mad+not good at fortnite+xxxvideosbox player+cotton picker+white man+your black+your white+your mad+YB BETTERR

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L+ratio+no bitches+no father+virgin+mom dead+ ur mother+fat hoe+get your money up+hoes mad+not good at fortnite+xxxvideosbox player+cotton picker+white man+your black+your white+your mad+YB BETTERR

by ur fav slave escape helper March 13, 2022

Playing with House Money

A delusional mental state and way someone lives in which a person has somehow survived multiple situations that should have resulted in one's death, giving the individual a warped and nihilistic view of life. The individual will very rarely second guess participating in activities that are deemed detrimental or dangerous due to not caring for their own survival as they begrudgingly know they will survive and stay depressed.

Person 1: " Um, dude please slow the car down! This is not safe at all."

Person 2: " Why? Are you not having fun?"

Person 1: "It is 3 AM, and you are speeding on roads that are covered in ice! We are going to die."

Person 2: "I told you to not ride home with me, I've been Playing with House Money for the last five-years. So might as well make another wager to keep things interesting. "

by ZZtuschbag August 7, 2021

Playing for money

The act of using everything at one's disposal to win in a videogame, often abandoning all fun aspects of said game.

I don't want to play against them because they're always playing for money.

by anonymous November 8, 2025

Playing for money

The act of using everything at one's disposal to win in a primarily non-competitive video-game, often times abandoning all fun aspects of said video-game.

I don't want to play with them because they're always playing for money.

by ChaosBLR November 8, 2025

monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

by please be appropriate March 6, 2020

monkey's playhouse

A rare website said to be part of the "Dark Web" it is rumored to contain things ranging from drugs to the buying and selling of people.

Can you find the Monkey's Playhouse

by Anonymous9151 May 13, 2016

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008