The most beautiful place on the planet. There are thousands of different reasons why and here are some:
1. The beaches
2. The scenery
3. The women
4. I don't think there was one moment when I was in Montenegro that I wasn't mesmerized by something, whether it be a 500 year old stronghold in the middle of the sea, or how houses can be built on a 85 degree hill.
5. The people don't take shit, don't give a shit and are a pleasure to be around even though they are widely accepted as being the lazy asses who don't do anything. :)
6. The food is incredible as with all Balkan/Mediterranean food
7. Night-life is incredible
8. After spending 5 days there, you could literally be friends with and know about half of the population
9. You can ski and surf on the same day
10. The rich culture composed of many different former Yugoslavian countries.
1. The beaches
2. The scenery
3. The women
4. I don't think there was one moment when I was in Montenegro that I wasn't mesmerized by something, whether it be a 500 year old stronghold in the middle of the sea, or how houses can be built on a 85 degree hill.
5. The people don't take shit, don't give a shit and are a pleasure to be around even though they are widely accepted as being the lazy asses who don't do anything. :)
6. The food is incredible as with all Balkan/Mediterranean food
7. Night-life is incredible
8. After spending 5 days there, you could literally be friends with and know about half of the population
9. You can ski and surf on the same day
10. The rich culture composed of many different former Yugoslavian countries.
Montenegro, literally translated = Black Mountain
Hey baby where should we go for vacation?
Cuba?
Naw that's too overated, let's go to Montenegro!
Okay, wasn't Casino Royale completely filmed there?
It sure was!
Hey baby where should we go for vacation?
Cuba?
Naw that's too overated, let's go to Montenegro!
Okay, wasn't Casino Royale completely filmed there?
It sure was!
by Crnogorac7 March 25, 2011
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It is also used as offensive word against others.
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Questo contenitore è pieno di monnezza
This container is full of monnezza
Or
Stronzo! Sei proprio na' munnezza!
Asshole, you are really a munnezza (shit)
This container is full of monnezza
Or
Stronzo! Sei proprio na' munnezza!
Asshole, you are really a munnezza (shit)
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A country. The pearl of the Mediterranean, unique in many ways is situated in the south of the Adriatic. There is nowhere else that you can find, in such a small place, so much natural wealth, beauty, mild beaches, clear lakes, fast rivers and gorgeous mountains – like you can in the small country of Montenegro. In the morning you can wake up along the beautiful Adriatic coast, have lunch on the banks of Skadar Lake, and enjoy the evening walks in the Montenegrin Mountains. Montenegro is a place that cannot leave you indifferent.
Ignorantly equalized and confused with Serbia after the creation of the stupid union of Serbia and Montenegro.
Thats why Montenegrins were sick and tired of being told what they are; so be careful what you say to them if you do not want to get beaten up cause they are very proud of their history and heritage.
Most beautiful and tall people(both guys and girls) you will ever see in one place.. World's tallest country after they finally gained independence.
Wide shoulders guys who will get pissed if you are rude to their girls and become grabby!
only 650 000 people well connected with each other like a big family
the best hosts in the world, once you get invited to their homes
Ignorantly equalized and confused with Serbia after the creation of the stupid union of Serbia and Montenegro.
Thats why Montenegrins were sick and tired of being told what they are; so be careful what you say to them if you do not want to get beaten up cause they are very proud of their history and heritage.
Most beautiful and tall people(both guys and girls) you will ever see in one place.. World's tallest country after they finally gained independence.
Wide shoulders guys who will get pissed if you are rude to their girls and become grabby!
only 650 000 people well connected with each other like a big family
the best hosts in the world, once you get invited to their homes
I heard of that a lot of Montenegro girls are above 185cm. really?
Montenegro girls are so tall and hot. Looking like runaway models with big boobs..
Montenegro girls are so tall and hot. Looking like runaway models with big boobs..
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Definition: a word to describe one that is not smart and is selfish; aka a selfish idiot.
Definition: a word to describe one that is not smart and is selfish; aka a selfish idiot.
by Alfred Buckleheim October 8, 2004
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He enjoys going out on a Wednesday night and drinking 2litres of Strongbow and getting fkd up, then going home at 1am and talking about his feelings.
He enjoys going out on a Wednesday night and drinking 2litres of Strongbow and getting fkd up, then going home at 1am and talking about his feelings.
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Guy 2: Oh no that was just the Telford Monner
Example 2:
" I went down on a girl last night, I swear she was so hairy she could of been the Telford Monner!
Guy 1: Did you see someone let that Wookie into the Su tonight?
Guy 2: Oh no that was just the Telford Monner
Example 2:
" I went down on a girl last night, I swear she was so hairy she could of been the Telford Monner!
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n. 1. One's mother and extended family.
In usual reference to extended family like the husband of aforementioned mother and/or uncles, aunts, cousins, deadbeat siblings still living at home.
n. 1. One's mother and extended family.
In usual reference to extended family like the husband of aforementioned mother and/or uncles, aunts, cousins, deadbeat siblings still living at home.
by Who Dat?! January 30, 2004
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