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Piping down someone so hard like priests firm kids. Pounding so hard the english currency loses its value. Buttering like mexican food your anus.
Let's mofongo!

I'm gonna mofongo your mom.
mofongo by mofongo_motherfuckers February 2, 2024
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A word that is mostly used by Norwegians. the word is a more friendly and polite way of saying retard, or mongo. the word is pronounced moh. fohng. goh.
person 1 - Hey man i heard your going on a trip to france
person 2 - I'm going to spain. Mofongo
Mofongo by Kiwiishere March 5, 2025
1. noun - a huzz
2. verb - making love
1. yoo is that a Mofongo
2. Bro how did you get her to mofongo you?
Mofongo by Mofongomachine October 13, 2025

Moongoose McQueen 

The eccentric lead singer of the heavy metal band Fozzy. Has garnered a reputation for being somewhat of a prima donna offstage, but his track record of giving amazing performances in front of crowds cannot be discounted. Once, in July 2002, got into a fistfight with a senior citizen on stage and ran away, leaving the geriatric old man to destroying expensive sets of cymbals and guitars. In early 2004, filmed a commercial endorsing the energy drink YJ Stinger. Heavily rumored to be the same person as WWE wrestler Chris Jericho, but no evidence has proven such a claim up to this point.
"Love me or hate me, daddy-- Moongoose McQueen and Fozzy are HUGE rock stars!"
Moongoose McQueen by Nicky J April 20, 2004

moongoat 

Very very very very very very very scary and carnivorous goats with big horns and pointy fangs. They feed on posers, fags and poser-fags, that cannot be included in the Necrowizard's blasphemous plan of Planet Norway. Moongoats are known to blasphemously drag the Necrowizards unholy necrobobsled, across the perpetually grim and Norwegiously frostbitten moonfjords of Abazagorath!
the blasphemous moongoat disemboweled 666 poserfags!
moongoat by Morbid Thor December 28, 2004

Moongoat 

A blasphemous necro-animal of the Necrowizard.
Appears only when fullmoon is present.
While active, it seeks for posers to grimpale on its majestic horns ov blasphemy.

Does co-operate with acolytes of the Necrowizard.

Special note: Has incredibly huge balls, as all things grim do.
Look! There's a moongoat over there grimpaling posers!
Moongoat by Grimlord December 27, 2004