Mopar Block

1. Mopar Block is the single most bad ass motha fuckn piece of raw power ever to exist...forever.

2. Mopar Blocks consist of the engine block of a 413 max wedge or 440 magnum, or 340 small block, Mopar blocks can be any engine block from the chrysler corporation.

3. To have Mopar is to have block.

4.To harness the power of the Mopar Block is equivalent to that of A Chuck Norris round house kick.

5.Used to add extra weight to a rear wheel driven vehicle to maximize traction in the snow.

Two rednecks standin around....
Jethro: Ahhyyeee Jimmy. tell me.. How it is you get such good traction in the snow?!?!?!?!
Jimmy:...I dont know man it must be dis here Mopar Block I got in the Back!!!?
Jethro: YEYEYE...MOPAR
Jimmy:BLOCK...YEYEYEYE

by I-Sack_1200 November 16, 2011

Monatophobia

The Fear of dying alone

Jim: I have Monatophobia.
Jim 2:It's okay I'll come to your funeral.

by Kark Mevin September 14, 2017

Gunt Moat

The girth of a larger woman that prevents easy access for sex.

Yo, I tried to get with Julia last night, but got stopped by her Gunt Moat.

by B0geyMan July 25, 2011

Shit Moat

A psychic moat surrounding a person that is filled with 'I don't have time for this shit water'."

1. Man, that person's shit moat is unsurpassable. or
2. Daniel's shit moat is unsurpassable.
3. Don't bother his shit moat is full.

4. Eric only allows one to cross the shit moat when they appear to be equally fantabulous.

by MoonChaser September 12, 2013

mopary

The act of exposing oneself to a blind person.

by Rob Davies January 16, 2003

Mofat

is the act of dropping out of a chat conversation. It's an exaggerated act of Mofat when one initiates the conversation and instantly go away.

Dude, did you chat up with Jo online?

No man, he said hi then pulled a Mofat.

by neverawayonchat February 16, 2010

Twink Moat

The construction of a barrier between two platonic homosexual friends who are sharing a bed where the construction material is an attractive, boyish looking young man of little intelligence and character twink. The purpose of a twink moat is to serve as an outlet for any sexual desire which may arise among one or both of the platonic homosexual friends to obviate any sexual contact between these two which might otherwise arise consequent to the overindulgence in alcohol.

I was so drunk last night that, if it weren't for that twink moat, I probably would have gone down on you.

by aschenbach March 29, 2011