Malta

A small island off the coast of Europe. It is a peaceful place with beatiful beaches and views. the people of malta are religious but still maintain there social lives adequetly. as a result the teens have crazy nightclubs dominated by outrageously good techno beats. The most beatiful place in the world.

Anyone who dont like malta can suk a dik

by DameZ... July 20, 2008

malta national anthem

i dont really care if this is nikt the national anthem or not, but here it is anyhow.

L-INNU MALTI

Lil din l-art helwa, l-Omm li tatna isimha,

hares, Mulej, kif dejjem Int harist:

Ftakar li lilha bl-ohla dawl libbist.



Aghti, kbir Alla, id-dehen lil min jahkimha,

Rodd il-hniena lis-sid, sahha 'l-haddiem:

Seddaq il-ghaqda fil-Maltin u s-sliem.

by me is gut September 12, 2004

Malta

A Country Almost No One Knows About

Guy 1: Have You Heard Malta

Guy 2: Whats A Malta

Guy 1: A Country In Europe Dummy

by Doctorwho101 November 30, 2021

University of Malta

University of Malta is the top educational institution in malta. MCAST (which is the cheap alternative where one can enter with only 2 or 3 O-levels) is nothing compared to the University of Malta, where 2 A-levels and 3 Intermediates are required. In UOM, the important things are learnt, especially for engineering, where students are actually thought how to be a real engineer, not just how to weld 2 pieces of metal together or fix cars.

UOM student: "Hi, you came for an interview, right?"
MCAST student: "Yes, ai come for intervjuwn"
UOM student: "What qualifications do you have?"
MCAST student: "Ai have 3 O-levels, and a diploma in car fixing"
UOM student: "Ok, thank you, that is enough for today. How would you like to recycle this for me?"
MCAST student: "Orrajt, no problem"
UOM student: *Hands MCAST student's CV* "Thank you, I only accept real engineers from the university of malta"

by UOMguy January 20, 2010

malta

malta is a island in the mediterranean sea just in between africa and sicily majority of the religion is catholic

those who badmouth malta are normally just people who are pissed of that we kicked their ass in world war two

malta accepts many refugees into their archipaloaegp

dude 1: have you heard about malta?
dude 2: yeah what a shithole
dude 1: just because they kicked you countries ass in WWII
dude 2: -_-

by markusmb September 15, 2011

Malta

Fortress island in the centre of the Med. Together with Gozo and Comino forms part of Maltese Archipelago. Home to 380,000 Maltese and sun-burnt tourists. Highest density of churches and pre-history per sq km in Europe. Higher density of bad roads, great beer, fresh bread, corrupt politicians, entrepreneurs, building sites, five-star hotels, lazy fat cats and cars with 'I love Jesus' and 'Jesus loves me' stickers. National football team famously once lost 12-1 to Spain in a World Cup qualifier, seriously tarnishing reputation in the Netherlands, who suspect foul play to this day. Record for most air raids in World War 2. Somehow survives, despite thousands of years of turbulent history and no natural resources other than the general craftiness and stubborness of the nation.

I'm trapped on the constipated island of Malta. I don't know if I should escape or stay here for ever.

The day after the atom bomb, there were the first signs of life in the island of Malta.

by Max L Fly February 26, 2005

Malta

An island in the mediterranean populated by xenophobic locals, the island is run down by corrupt political parties and will assassinate you if you dare make a public negative post talking about them. They also aren't accepting and have a dislike of POCs (People Of Colour) or those who are associated with the LGBTQIA+ community. They are also known for their bad grammar. Common phases in malta are:

"Go beck to yuor kantri" "Go kill yuors selves faggit poufta"

"I went to Malta last summer, it was disgusting"

by slim thicc anorexic baddie hoe November 23, 2021