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missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021
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Been missin' you crazy

To miss a lot; have been missing you like crazy, or i have been missing you a lot.
to a friend you haven't seen in a long tome: I haven't seen you in forever, i've been missin' you crazy!

or

it's been about a year now, ain't seen or heard from you, been missin' you crazy
by Ryn Cat August 10, 2009
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Missing your Pencil

Missing your pencil is to be extremely bitchy and pissy for no real reason. In association with PMS, but may come other than the time of the month

From the joke: you know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she's missing her pencil

may be used for both men and women
Samantha: SHIT! SHUT UP! ROAR!
Melissa: missing your pencil are we?

Wow, Mr. A. was seriously missing his pencil in class today. He gave me detention for accidentally dropping my book!
by Kenzzz March 8, 2008
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missing your pencil

Missing your pencil is to be bitchy and pissy for no good reason.
Comes from the joke : You know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she's missing her pencil
May be used for both male and female
Sara: GOSH! EVERYBODY SHUT UP!
Marissa: whats your problem? missing your pencil?

Damn, Mr. A was seriously missing his pencil in class today. He gave me detention for accidentally dropping my notebook.
by Kenzzz July 25, 2008
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Messing with you May

Just like April Fools. It's on the first day of May.
"Too bad April Fools is over."
"There is always Messing With You May."
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Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic
Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC
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