Missage

To miss scoring points in various different ways.

Jorge was playing basketball at the gym and experienced a significant amount of missage in the second half.

by markEpoo June 4, 2018

Maissane

Me lol
Im gonna be famous sike

Hey do you know Maissane ?
Yeah duh

by tchoupi February 13, 2021

Missage

A missage is the phenonmenon of missing a message even though it's been marked as read. This what happens when you miss a message via text, email, phone call, etc., but by the time you look back at that message, you even question how you could have ever mark this as read, if you never remember seeing the interaction!

Roger: I sent you that very important email weeks ago, how could you not see it?
Nico: I have no idea, it was a total missage.

Ian: I just saw your message from like 3 weeks ago, I must have opened it and then never responded.
Mel: It's okay, everyone has a missage every once in a while, I know you've busy.

by Nicomoriamo March 11, 2016

Missael

Missael’s are one of the most finest people, they are usually Asians or Hispanics. Missael’s can be loyal to you but jokingly say that they aren’t, you don’t EVER… want to loose a Missael. They’re funny and for some reason all of them love monkeys, Missael’s always have at least one girl who’s obsessed with them and won’t say anything. Missael’s are also easy going and they understand most things and they don’t know how to express they’re love for one another. DO NOT LOOSE A MISSAEL.

Girl one: “he’s really cute”

Girl two: “that’s missael.. he’s literally mine, back off”.

by I’m obsessed with him June 20, 2023

letter S frontpage missage

A dreadful condition which somehow causes letter S to disappear from urbandictionary.com frontpage 'browsable by letter' list.

Og sheesh, they've forgotten to put S there among others again dammit!

by AA September 10, 2003

missandi

An amazing breathtakingly georgeous girl. Extremely rare in the general society. Talented in pretty much everything. Especially verbal linguistic skills. Misaandis' conduct a very active life style and shows massive interst in sports. Has honest and a compassionate heart . Beautiful both inside and outside. Also shows strange intrest in korean literature. Generally a wonderful and a lovely personality. Loved by all !!

Could you be more like a missandi?

by Waygaring starnger May 2, 2018

misganetch

Funny Soccer player who likes playing mind games and opening doors. Probably likes volleyball anime.

Nishynoya or hinota, misganetch?

by Ladyflowerchange June 28, 2020