gorilla milking it

Jacking-off/ Masturbating

Man after I didn't get with those females last night, I went strait home and started gorilla milking it.

by Garzamos November 26, 2006

milkin' it

to stretch something out for a long time, get the most out of it

Person 1: Yo, malves is flirting with some girl in front of his crazy ex
Person 2: Yea, he's milkin' it
Person 1: Word

by MattTheFatt February 16, 2009

milkin-it

-The action of someone who wastes the whole day away and attempts to blame it on a "hangover", although they may not have consumed enough alcohol the night before for this to be possible.

-To waste time (yours/others) or draw attention to something in a rather shameless way, inaccurately justified by false excuses.

He said he had so much to do today, but all he did was visit his Gran for an hour. He's really milkin-it today.

Kyle milked it all day on Sunday.

The only thing he did was wake up to cut the lawn at 3:00 P.M and went right back to bed. The kid just milked it.

by Notorious V.I.G. September 30, 2011

Milkin It

(V) To Relax, To Enjoy, Unwine, Loosen Up. Be Calm. To Chill Out (Slang).

Jake was just milkin it on the couch.

by Jacob.C.R December 16, 2008

miking-it

masturbation, crazy jerking of the penis, beastly masturbation

Early Monday morning, Chuck Norris was found Miking-it like a beast in the center aisle at Winn-Dixie.

by Sean Seibert October 31, 2007

Milkin it

The art of chalking a glass bong so thick you cant see through it. Like milk. If you don't hack lung, you haven't miked it enough.

We were Milkin it yesterday. Shit was fahkin milked dude, we told Ralph to take a shottie! HA!, kidd hacked lung then ralphed everywhere! But to his defense, so did everyone else... you cant clear a 5 gallon GB all by your self... shits impossible.

by TheMilkerOfGoats June 27, 2011

Milkin it

When you're tired or bored With your job,and you just want to kickback and relax but get paid for it.

Look at Brian hiding in that box milkin it while we stay working,what a loser.

by JayCInBerdooCali September 10, 2020