International Milk Frenzy Day

October 30th ; bring your milk to school day

Robert : Did you forget your gallon of milk today?
Anthony : How could I forget its International Milk Frenzy Day!

by _The_Milk_Man_ October 26, 2019

Milk man's day dream

When you insert the utter of a cow into your rectum and squeeze the utter to fill your anal cavity with milk.

Dude, I stole Debra's cow and I pulled a Milk man's day dream on it.

by Ginger Cat Attack December 26, 2019

Milk A Milf Day

Every October 29th, you get to milk a milf's titties for a fresh glass for milf titty juice, its a national holiday celebrated by everyone regardless of religion or culture.

Derick: Hey dude, did you know it's Milk a Milf day today?

Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY

Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.

by fairyfaggot February 26, 2021

Milking day

Today bitch

Today Sunday October 11, is milking day

by YoureMommaTittieMilkDayMotherF October 11, 2020

Milking Day

Milking day is today bitch

Today Sunday October 11, is milking day bitch

by YoureMommaTittieMilkDayMotherF October 11, 2020

National Milking Day (Jan 23rd)

It’s national milking day! Grab your significant other or a friend and let them know you’d love to drain them empty or be drained empty today!

Whether you end up giving or receiving, you must drain them at least 23 times before the end of the day!

Him: Dude where were you yesterday?

Me: It was national milking day (jan 23rd) yesterday. She offered to milk me the entire day and let me tell you bro her lips were working me since I woke up.

Him: Seriously? I should’ve asked my girl too wtf

by Vampirecfl January 23, 2026