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Low milage penis

A penis that is not spread around too thinly.
A penis that shared with very few.
A penis that is used regularly and quite well with minimal partners.
I miss hanging out with Josh so much. That man has the most low milage penis of anyone I've ever been with!
by Lynnerally January 8, 2017
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Milage (mi.al.age)

When a girl or woman has a lot of sex.

The total length, extent, or distance the Pussy is measured or expressed in miles.

Total miles the Pussy covered or traveled sleeping with other men.

The amount of service, use, or wear estimated by miles on pussy: This woman will give very good mileage.
Milage (mi.al.age)

a. This girl has fucked a lot of guys. She has a lot of Milage on her pussy. <-- Milage can also be used to define the Ass or Mouth.

b. Too bad women do not come with Milage counters on their foreheads so men can see what they are getting into.

c. Its okay, she's good. She doesn't have too many miles on her.
by JamesReezznnaakk August 4, 2008
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milaca

Milaca is a small town in the middle of Mille Lacs County in Minnesota. The people are split up in half, half are druggies and the other half are old nice ladies. The school is known greatly for its band system. No, we do not have McDonald's yet.
Michael: Hey, are you from Milaca?

Me: Yes.

Michael: OMG, I love your band!
by MilacaLover July 22, 2016
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Milavec

Milavec: A verb meaning to shower a stranger with gifts, be it big or small, in an attempt to gain their trust/friendship. May also be followed by stalking and being a bit of a pest or nuisance i.e. clingy. Being 'Milaveced', may also happen concurrently with gift giving to the unwanted gift receiver.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Damn! I was starting to like her, but she wont leave me alone! Not even for a second!"
Person 2: "Didn't I predict this? I knew she was going to milavec you!"

Example 2:
Person 1: " He gave me another present that was pretty expensive. I've only known him for a week. He seemed okay at first, until he started to milavec me!"
Person 2: "You better cut ties now, or else you will be consistently stocked and clung to like an old, wet rag."
by Todd Braun May 13, 2020
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Milicent

she's sexy and her best boyfriends usually have a name beginning with 'h' she's not frigid and she can have two personalities, very tomboy ish and very girly girl , this girl is perfect as a girlfriend and is very loyal and caring .
Harry's so lucky he's going out with Milicent ( Millie ) !!!
by zyxwvutsandr August 9, 2017
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milanesa

milanesa is an Argentinian food wich is a pice of (for example) meat, chicken, soy, eggplant, etc covered in bread crumbs wich is or fried or baked. people as well call milanesas "supremas"
omg, this was the best milanesa ever
i don't like supremas as much as empanadas
by violuda February 2, 2018
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Milaped

a Sped (special Education) millipede. A millipede with a mental disability.
James is such a milaped
by Ratelimit June 5, 2020
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