Mike Higson

Computer Geek

Wow this guys a computer geek

He must be a Mike Higson !!

by may_b December 1, 2011

Mickey High Club

Having sexual contact intercourse on a Disney ride.

We had a great time at Disney.. She wanted to join the Mickey High Club so we banged it out on Splash Mountain like 6 times.

by Keasterbunny July 16, 2023

Mike's High Five

Upon climax while having sex from behind, the male pulls out, ejaculates on his hand and slaps his load all over the woman's ass.

Mike: I just gave Bridgette the best high five of her life.
Trevor: What do you mean?
Mike: Mike's High Five, douchebag! It's the best!

by FatLeboCock6 December 11, 2009

mickey turner hickey

A man with A huge cock.

Girl #1 Mickey Turner hickey-s dick is so big
Girl#2 luck Jenny's dick is so small

by Heisms April 23, 2018

take a hike mike

Polite version of GTFO. Used to say someone to beat the outtahere. It's mostly used to tell someone that an affair or crush is over.

it has been good gal, but now let's take a hike mike.

by fmattos September 12, 2016

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Hire Mike Brown

To take a dump. Defined by ESPN's Bill Simmons Page 2 column in reference to Mike Brown's poor coaching ability in Cleveland.

Those nachos are not sitting well with me. I'm gonna go hire Mike Brown. I'll be back in a bit.

by Pseudo Decathalon June 19, 2010