Midgeting

To be a short person in action.

Frankie was midgeting about behind the drum set.

by Small White Blast October 10, 2009

midget

a unit of measurement: equal to 3 feet and 65 lbs.

I am 2 midgets tall. I weigh 2 and 1/3midget or little people. It snowed almost 2 midgets in philadelphia last week. Instead of a ruler I use a midget

by jewcakes44 February 14, 2010

Midget

People with a height disadvantage that are used for tall men to place their balls.

Oh, my balls hurt let me rest them on my midget.

by anth3m April 22, 2011

midgeter

Smaller than the other midgets in town. Also applicable to short people that expresses joy when they discover a person shorter than themselves.

OMG! She's midgeter than me!

by putinbiscuitproject October 22, 2013

Midget

Midget

Midgets are deadly creatures who could if you ,come up against one in a fight, might puncture a lung or two. they are usually under the height of 4'6" and at that height they could easily head butt your sacc id they really wanted to. be warey areound these microscopic creatures beacause they culd eaily castrate you in less than a second.

"oh bugger, a midget."
"its really far away tho!"
"oh wait its 2 meters away, its just 2 ft tall."

by exleyyyy June 5, 2020

midget

God's personal punch lines.

Carlos is such a midget, everytime I see him I just wanna laugh.

by Sergio Galindo January 11, 2009

midget

often referred to as 'elfitis' midgets are defined as being vertically challenged and the center of most perverse porno films with low quality.

I just saw a 'midget' in a jar of jelly with 2 fat women

by reveal October 4, 2007