1.) What most cats seem to be into.
2.) What dogs are like when they're dinner bowl is empty.
3.) What humans call the point of their life when they realise they can't be want they want to be or when they realise half their life is gone and the rest of their life involves tea, coffee and hospitals.
2.) What dogs are like when they're dinner bowl is empty.
3.) What humans call the point of their life when they realise they can't be want they want to be or when they realise half their life is gone and the rest of their life involves tea, coffee and hospitals.
Damn, Stephen is in a real mid-life crisis, he dresses up everyday as a Bowie alter ego, look at him now, a bloody thin white duke.
by diamondmanizzle3 September 5, 2013
Get the Mid-life crisis, mug.When a man who has lived a kick-ass life becomes older and wants to return to his wilder younger days, typically done by buying sports cars and having affairs with much younger women.
“Did you see Fred driving that hot red Ferrari with the model?”
“He must be having a mid-life crisis.”
“He must be having a mid-life crisis.”
by FreidrichVanHausen November 14, 2019
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abbr. MLCM
A Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is traditionally a small, sporty automobile, and most often convertible. Common examples of such an automobile are the Mazda Miata, the Lexus SC430, the Chevrolet SSR, and any of a large number of Italian cars that cost as much as a house. The archetypical owner of a Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is male, 37-50 years old, has hair that is thinning or graying (or both). If there is a passenger, there are two possibilities; a female approximately the same age as the driver (the driver's original wife), or a female in her early to mid 20s with bleached hair and enhanced cleavage (either the driver's mistress or new trophy wife).
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abbr. MLCM
A Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is traditionally a small, sporty automobile, and most often convertible. Common examples of such an automobile are the Mazda Miata, the Lexus SC430, the Chevrolet SSR, and any of a large number of Italian cars that cost as much as a house. The archetypical owner of a Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is male, 37-50 years old, has hair that is thinning or graying (or both). If there is a passenger, there are two possibilities; a female approximately the same age as the driver (the driver's original wife), or a female in her early to mid 20s with bleached hair and enhanced cleavage (either the driver's mistress or new trophy wife).
Compare to Daddy Bought It Mobile
"Hey Brent, did your dad just get a convertible Mustang? That car is such an MLCM. What's next, fake boobs on your mom?"
by JK Grence May 27, 2005
Get the Mid-Life Crisis Mobile mug.Two completely opposite phases for a middle-aged person (40-50), usually a divorced man. Opposite phases can appear identical to those who do not know the man in question.
Mid-Life Crisis vs. Mid-Life XTC (ecstasy)
Mid-Life Crisis: Divorced Middle-Aged man buys a Corvette Convertible to attract foxy young Gold-Diggers.
Mid-Life XTC: Poor divorced middle-aged man ends up with a hot young sweetheart who later buys him a Corvette Convertible.
Mid-Life Crisis: Divorced Middle-Aged man buys a Corvette Convertible to attract foxy young Gold-Diggers.
Mid-Life XTC: Poor divorced middle-aged man ends up with a hot young sweetheart who later buys him a Corvette Convertible.
by Carman Guya October 7, 2006
Get the Mid-Life Crisis vs. Mid-Life XTC mug.a book which tends to be read by middle aged women
usually a soppy romance
with lots of drama
and causes a mid-life crisis
such as 'the notebook'
usually a soppy romance
with lots of drama
and causes a mid-life crisis
such as 'the notebook'
daughter: why are you crying mom?
mother: o its nothing! -sob sob- why didnt my prince charming ever come?!? -sob sob- why did i settle for all those dirtbags?!? -sob sob sob-
daughter: o i see your just reading a mid-life crisis book
mother: o its nothing! -sob sob- why didnt my prince charming ever come?!? -sob sob- why did i settle for all those dirtbags?!? -sob sob sob-
daughter: o i see your just reading a mid-life crisis book
by equasayway April 27, 2009
Get the mid-life crisis book mug.Mid Life Crisis Car - A term used to describe a motor driven by a Male who is in the process of a mid life crisis .. These motors tend to be
Audi TTs
And will be driven by a man who as 1) recently left his wife
2) rented a bachelor pad
3) undergone a change of lifestyle i.e taken up exercise
Audi TTs
And will be driven by a man who as 1) recently left his wife
2) rented a bachelor pad
3) undergone a change of lifestyle i.e taken up exercise
Look at Harry dropping off Charlie at playgroup in his new Audi TT .. Oh that must be his Mid Life Crisis Car!
by Bobby Elvis July 15, 2014
Get the Mid Life Crisis Car mug.A series of life-changing events that occur around 25 to 30 years of age - half-way to a normal, mid life crisis. Usually denoted by a realization of how screwed up your parents were and how screwed up the world really is. Usually followed by marriage, divorce, spiritual reawakening, anti-depressants, children, jail or, a combination.
by Awesomes007 April 27, 2006
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