The Holy Grail of sexual positions.
They say it has been around for thousands of years, but only a select few know how to do it exactly.
They say it has been around for thousands of years, but only a select few know how to do it exactly.
I came close to figuring out the mexican car wash yesterday.
They say the Mexican car wash is fatal 53% of the time..
They say the Mexican car wash is fatal 53% of the time..
by The Code Monkey July 16, 2009
While going down on him the drunk chick threw up all over Richard's junk. As an act of retribution he gave her a Mexican Car Wash
by DrTeaBags July 18, 2009
by theangryvegan May 26, 2019
When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.
"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"
by supahhfah-reek July 21, 2012
You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.
Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.
by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020