Smoking Mexican Taco

When a guy fucks a Mexican girl, ejaculates on her pussy lips and they sticks the butt end of a lit cigarette in the goo and lets it smoke.

"On Maria's birthday I gave her a Smoking Mexican Taco."

by G-Paw April 8, 2009

Mexican twizzler taco

when you put a twizzler in a females vagina then say viva la chango then eat the twizzler

dude what did you have for dinner. oh nothing just a mexican twizzler taco.no way man i at that the other night.

by creature feature February 18, 2011

Mexican street taco

Similar to a rusty trombone, but with diarrhea. In some locales, hot sauce is serves on the side. Pics costs extra

I wanted a rusty trombone but had chipotle that night, and had I settle for a Mexican street taco

by Herecomesboot August 5, 2017

Mexican Clam Taco

When you puke inside a girls vagina, and then procede to have sex with her.

"I totatly made her into a Mexican Clam Taco last night".

by kenny316 January 15, 2009

Mexican Heart Taco

Mexican heart taco is where you take a very large bore hypodermic syringe and inject human feces into one of the four main chambers of the human heart. When the victim wakes up and grabs their heart you have a huge lady sit on their mouth and poop until the victim suffocates. When the police come you pretend not to speak English.

NOTE -- often confused with a Mexican Crap Taco

Don't fall asleep, or Hans will give you a mexican heart taco.

by dgrrr April 7, 2009

mexican sideways taco

A spanish girls vagina

Im hungry for some Mexican sideways taco

by Squirtsalot October 6, 2015

Taco Bell Mexican

A poser Mexican or somebody who has mexican family background and tries to act like a cholo/chola but wasn't even born in Mexico and doesn't know any spanish.

Heraldo: Did you see that guy trying to act like a real mexican, talkin like a gangster and then he pussied out of the fight?
Mike:Yeah, that douche is a Taco Bell Mexican

by Mr.LargeDial June 17, 2010