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Merman Theory

a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.

Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.
Alexa: omg Cody is kind of a badass.

Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.
by Childish Bambino October 20, 2018
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MeWannabes

People, mostly middle aged women and balding gay men who want what other people have to the point of obsession
Nicole Eggert is a massive Mewannabes
by Wolfe Trainer August 19, 2019
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Meman

When you leave your grandma handcuffed and you don't have the key
Ahhh you are such a Meman Armin
by NijeDobrinjac April 8, 2021
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mermanate

"I was hooking up with this guy and he fucking mermanated me, thinking it was hot. I was like hell no."
by never been mermanated April 17, 2009
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Mawman

The king of all that is good and
enlightenful and owns everything
"Damn, that Mawman kicked the shit out of everything and owns my ass!"
by Bill Lumbergh September 14, 2004
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Ethel Merman

Unlike these lameass definitions above, one of the most talented Broadway actresses of all time. Normally referred to as "The Queen of Musicals"

Born January 8, 1908
Died February 16, 1984

Best known for her roles in Girl Crazy, Anything Goes, DuBarry Was a Lady, Annie Get Your Gun, and Gypsy

Married 4 times, all ended in divorce.

2 children, Robert and Ethel Levitt. The latter died of a drug overdose.

Merman died of a brain tumor.
When asked why she never spoke to her Gypsy co-star Sandra Church, Ethel Merman said, "Of course I talk to her! Every night after the curtain closes, I tell her to go fuck herself!"
by Janet Weiss August 25, 2005
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MeowMan

To become one with Catdome. Or when a person becomes a cat. You engage in eating fish, canaries, and large quantities of meow mix, while staying home and stretching out on the couch periodically getting up to go use the litter box, or to scratch the scratching post.
Did you see Joongbin what a meowman!
by Hooplahblab April 15, 2011
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