a theory that a man, no matter how unattractive he may seem at first, he will eventually look beautiful to you if you see him every day all day.
Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.
Based on the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermen.
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Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.
Anya: Are you nuts?! He's no Khal Drogo or Jason Mamoa. It's probably just Merman Theory. You guys work every shift together at the hospital.
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Get the Mawman mug.Unlike these lameass definitions above, one of the most talented Broadway actresses of all time. Normally referred to as "The Queen of Musicals"
Born January 8, 1908
Died February 16, 1984
Best known for her roles in Girl Crazy, Anything Goes, DuBarry Was a Lady, Annie Get Your Gun, and Gypsy
Married 4 times, all ended in divorce.
2 children, Robert and Ethel Levitt. The latter died of a drug overdose.
Merman died of a brain tumor.
Born January 8, 1908
Died February 16, 1984
Best known for her roles in Girl Crazy, Anything Goes, DuBarry Was a Lady, Annie Get Your Gun, and Gypsy
Married 4 times, all ended in divorce.
2 children, Robert and Ethel Levitt. The latter died of a drug overdose.
Merman died of a brain tumor.
When asked why she never spoke to her Gypsy co-star Sandra Church, Ethel Merman said, "Of course I talk to her! Every night after the curtain closes, I tell her to go fuck herself!"
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